That was my big fear, Padd! My God, it would have been worse than Elvis's death on the toilet!
"Slipped on dirty clothes, ripped her fistula and bled out."
and.....
AND....the thing that ripped her fistula was the wooden dowel of the....wait for it.....laundry hamper!!!!!
Actually, just to clarify - the clothes that were on the floor I had just taken out maybe 1/2 an hour before because they were going in the washer next! My hamper is pretty small.
I wonder if there are any Chinese Fluff and Folds in San Antonio?