Ethel in her wheelchair

[RichnStacy]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.

"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

[Epoman]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched.

"STOP!," he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that thing?" Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him Harold nodded and said "On your way, Ma'am."

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his "You-Know- What" in his hand.

"Oh, good grief," yelled Ethel, "Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!"

Wait a minute did you not see THIS THREAD: http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=653.0  Plus this joke is not even about dialysis humor.
But good joke though.

- Epoman

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I thought the rules said no dialysis jokes?

[Epoman]

I thought the rules said no dialysis jokes?

 

It says right in the title:

The humor section, post pictures, poems, funny stories, bumper stickers, but it has to be related to dialysis.

It's a dialysis humor section, why would no dialysis jokes be allowed? 

- Epoman

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Hmmm might go back and re-read lol

[Panda_9]

This is what I was thinking of http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=653.0 

[RichnStacy]

Epoman wrote:

Wait a minute did you not see THIS THREAD: http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=653.0   Plus this joke is not even about dialysis humor.

I apologize for the oversight on my part.  I will go back to reading only

[Epoman]

Epoman wrote:

Wait a minute did you not see THIS THREAD: http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=653.0   Plus this joke is not even about dialysis humor.

I apologize for the oversight on my part.  I will go back to reading only

JESUS, are you that sensitive, that you get your feelings hurt and are not going to post anymore.  because I pointed out you posted in the wrong section? Come on your tougher than that.

I really enjoyed the joke but just put it where it belongs. Come on please, pretty please keep posting. 

- Epoman

[Epoman]

This is what I was thinking of http://ihatedialysis.com/forum/index.php?topic=653.0 

Yeah, no dialysis jokes in the off-topic joke thread, save all of the jokes for the Dialysis: Humor section. 

So tell us some jokes.

- Epoman

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I couldnt remember any jokes if you paid me sorry