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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Diet and Recipes => Topic started by: kitkatz on July 12, 2008, 09:10:26 AM
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SeeFood Diet- I eat the food I see.
The Religious Diet- I eat the food I want and pray I don't get fat!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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I'm on a low fat diet.
I'm short and I eat chocolate.
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I'm on a low fat diet.
I'm short and I eat chocolate.
too funny
:bandance;
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I am on the Flip diet
if it don't go with vodka-------don't eat it
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:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Now, these are diets i can live with!!
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Pasta Diet
Pasta me the potatoes
Pasta me the pepsi
Pasta me the ice cream
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Hah, try dieting when your PD dialysate adds 1000 calories per day to your diet. The only way I've lost 27 pounds (on my way to a BMI of 35 to get on the transplant list), is to bicycle my little tushy off. I'm up to 80 minutes a day now, 10 minutes at a time! Let's hear it for perseverence!!!!!
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If I eat anything I drink a diet soda with it and that makes everything calorie free.
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G-Ma you are right, it is a well known fact
diet drinks cancel out calories
Peleroja------ I had my neck cut for parathryoid surgery and have lost my desire for much food
am losing slowly and having dry weight go down
I need to let 30 lbs go
am banding soon
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try the whole food diet
whole pies, whole chickens, whole cakes ........... :bandance;
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Hah, try dieting when your PD dialysate adds 1000 calories per day to your diet. The only way I've lost 27 pounds (on my way to a BMI of 35 to get on the transplant list), is to bicycle my little tushy off. I'm up to 80 minutes a day now, 10 minutes at a time! Let's hear it for perseverence!!!!!
Way to go!
Frustrating when every diet plan I read always starts out with "Drink 8 or more glasses of water a day to lose weight fast!" Hey, I'd love to - too bad I can't!
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a dream diet
to be able to drink 8 glasses of water a day
Heaven
and a Dream Meal
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Monrein Diet
not much food on the plate
always classy
healthy
never boring
kidney kind
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The Kitkatz Diet
Put it on the plate!
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:rofl; As always Twirl, you crack me up. Have I told you about two of my favorite foods? Oh, maybe I shouldn't cuz you'll not think I'm classy any more.
Wait for it.....Tripe with green onions is one and chicken feet with a kind of sweet and sour sauce is the other. I eat them at a chinese dim sum restaurant. Now that I do daily dialysis I might have to indulge again soon.
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Oh my god, you eat some weird stuff! Take me to dinner, Please!
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do you have a photo of those chicken feet
how do the chicken walk around without their feet
tripe? is that like hog gut
do you eat the chicken toenails ?
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See, that's why I've got to get a digital camera, to take pictures of chicken feet. No skin, no toenails. Just yummy. I had several colleagues who were horrified at first that I ate that stuff but who eventually came to like it too. The tripe is beef stomach. It's stewed till very tender with hot pepper and green onions and has a delicately flavoured sauce. I get steamed rice to eat with this. I love dim sum but haven't been in a while, mainly because of all the salt.
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Canjun Diet
Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet
Doc: "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 lbs.
When boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said,"Did you follow my instructions?"
Boudreaux nodded... "I'll tell you though, by God, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day.
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor
Boudreaux: "Are you kidding? It wuz from all dat darn skippin'
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I have a cat named Boudreaux and he ain't never missed a meal. He loves shrimp ettouffe.
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Frustrating when every diet plan I read always starts out with "Drink 8 or more glasses of water a day to lose weight fast!" Hey, I'd love to - too bad I can't!
Let me tell ya, I've been drinking 8-15 eight ounce glasses of water a day for the last six months, and I've GAINED weight! Oh, wait a minute, that could be the "See Food" diet I've been following for just as long :oops;