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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: General Discussion => Topic started by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 07:53:13 AM

Title: Keith Urban
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 07:53:13 AM

let's write a country song and send it to Keith Urban






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Title: Re: Keith Urban
Post by: Rerun on April 17, 2008, 07:58:50 AM

My life was once beautiful when you weren't in it.

I lived in peace and harmony with the world damn it.

Now I live with you day in and day out!

I hate you so much I want to shout.

Dialysis Machine....Dialysis Machine.... all you do is alarm and whine.

I wish I could leave you behind.        :bandance;

Title: Re: Keith Urban
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 10:18:47 AM

Yes, I admit I've got a peein' problem
Urines always on my mind
The memory goes round and round
I've tried to pee a thousand times
Yes, I admit I've got a peein' problem
Fill the glass up to the top
I'll start with sipping her
But I don't know when to stop
                                                                              :mysty:  twirl      and      :keefer:    David Ball
   

Title: Re: Keith Urban
Post by: monrein on April 17, 2008, 11:21:43 AM

No no I have a much better idea.  Why don't you all write TO Keith and then send HIM  to me.  Lee won't mind if Nicole won't. :guitar:

Title: Re: Keith Urban
Post by: twirl on April 17, 2008, 12:31:32 PM

you can't have all the fun     we have to share          I've read Nicole can be a real bitch

Title: Re: Keith Urban
Post by: monrein on April 17, 2008, 12:48:37 PM

Weeelll ookkaayy.  If I have to.  But only with the ladies on this thread.   :rofl;