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Title: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: angela515 on January 11, 2008, 08:05:23 PM
I would probably go insane because of how little people know anything about transplants, dialysis, or ESRD period. When I try to talk about my medical problems or past experiences to my new b/f he don't really understand the full extent as usually he comments back, "Oh, that must have sucked but luckily your over that now."... Uhm, NO, I am never going to be over ESRD, it doesn't go away.. I am just being treated with a transplant for now. I care for him, and so I try to explain it in as much detail as possible, and give him the site's addy, but I don't think he checks it out, or still understands the full extent of what we go through... I just find it frustrating as heck when people just shrug off ESRD as if it's just the common cold.  :banghead;

Had to get that rant out.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: donnia on January 11, 2008, 08:52:20 PM
I understand angela.  People think just because I am in dialysis now that I am supposed to feel 100% better.  That would be nice but it aint happenin!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Romona on January 11, 2008, 09:11:27 PM
Perfect timing. I love my sister dearly, but today she was complaining about her sinus problems. Her bills, this is high that is high. I have several thousand of medical.Well if my only health problem was sinus problems right now I'd jump for joy. I'd love to use a vacation day for fun not medical appointments! :rant;
If feel better now! I do appreciate this gift I was given. I just get a little frustrated.
Thanks Angela! By the way your daughter is too cute!
I want to hear more about the new boyfriend.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: charee on January 12, 2008, 12:10:24 AM
I couldn't agree more , we are all going through the same thing and I find no body understands it gets quite depressing , but when I'm on here it gives me a lift, and i also agree your daughter is a real cutie :grouphug;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: boxman55 on January 12, 2008, 05:55:56 AM
Real close friends for me try to listen to you and I think they get or at least express concern when you try and explain things but... I always have had the feeling that most people shun the topic or change the subject right away, and this is just my thoughts, that they are afraid the donate thing will come up. I could be way off base but once a lot of people, family included heard my sister is getting tested the topic comes up more often. Maybe it is because they feel their off the hook. This is just my crazy thinking...Boxman
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: KICKSTART on January 12, 2008, 07:34:00 AM
Yes isnt it great if you are doing dialysis you are cured ..if only !!!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Lori1851 on January 12, 2008, 08:00:52 AM
Just had to comment on this. I am not a kidney patient but a mom to a son that is. I get this kind of comments all the time. So..... when will Dustin get his transplant???? Why is he not in any hurry??? Another dumb ?. Well lets see my response is "do you know much about kidney disease? A transplant is not a CURE its another form of treatment and thank God there is that option. I tell them its not like waving a wand.
So... I feel ya!!! ;)
Lori/Indiana
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: kellyt on January 12, 2008, 08:42:32 AM
Totally agree!  I've ranted about this before.....

I returned a call to my friend on Thursday afternoon and, of course as predicted, she was way too busy to talk.  She haphazardly asked how I was doing and when I told her my doctor wanted me to transplant in March if my brother is a match she said "wow.  can I call you back tonight after I put the kids to bed so we can really talk?"  "Of course".   I'm still waiting for her call.

This is the same friend who when I told her about having to get a fistula and such, her only response was "The scar won't show.  It's under your arm.  You can wear long sleeves".  Who the F*** cares about the scar?  Not me!  She had no response to what a fistula was and what it meant for me later on!!!!!!!!

I have one friend who truly understands, but only because she has been through her own personal hell.  She was picked up and dropped over a balcony at a party in college and now she is a paraplegic with multiple finger amputations and both legs below the knee.  She is the ONLY one who has asked me "How do you feel about all this?"  "Are you doing okay?"  You know, when I found out I had to get the fistula and begin the evaluation.  I love her dearly anyway, but even more just for that!!!!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: BigSteve on January 12, 2008, 09:49:50 AM
Looks like we getting into the "dumb things people have said to you" topic.  I have now been on
dialysis for a month, and I am already tired of the questions about how I am doing.
I think my answer in the future will be: "I love dialysis so much I think I will do it the rest
of my life."
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: stauffenberg on January 12, 2008, 09:55:39 AM
While you have to expect that healthy people will have no understanding about renal failure, what is especially distressing is that their ignorance seldom stops them from imposing their own views on you concerning 1) what caused your disease; 2) what you should do to deal with it; and 3) how to cure it.  I always wonder how or where they think they picked up so much information about the disease, or why they think that my doctors and I do not know as much as they do?

One step worse even than that problem, however, is the fact that physicians who are not trained nephrologists also know absolutely nothing about endstage renal failure, but still insist on imposing treatments and advice on their renal patients based on what little the doctor assumes he or she knows about the disease.  These doctors also show no interest at all in learning anything about renal failure, even to the extent of listening to the patient's corrections and looking up the information on the internet to confirm that the patient is right.

For example, I have been under the treatment of a leading endocrinologist who scolds me because my cholesterol is high, insisting that I am not compliant with my lipid-reducing diet.  I explain that two days before my transplant I had a normal cholesterol level, but now, a few years later, on a much healthier diet than I had when my cholesterol was normal, the level is twice as high because this is a standard symptom caused by cyclosporine.  I have read three textbooks on renal transplant which have stated that cyclosporine elevates cholesterol so intensely that dietary interventions are ineffective to reduce the level.  Whenever I tell my endocrinologist this, I can see it just goes in one ear and out the other, because she does not know anything about cyclosporine and does not care to learn anything either.

While it is standard practice in most professions to do research on the client's specific problem before giving advice (as in law, for example), in medicine it is assumed that the doctor knows everything necessary without doing any specialized reading, no matter how unusual the case at hand.  Libraries in law firms are huge, but in the average teaching hospital, the library, if it exists at all, is purely tokenal.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: st789 on January 12, 2008, 10:29:57 AM
Concur, even doctors are idiots too, like my liver doctor.  He said like you look healthy so you are ok now?????
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: paris on January 12, 2008, 03:40:46 PM
It doesn't matter how much you try to inform anyone---they really don't listen.  We had dinner in Ohio with my husband's brother and wife.  Near the end of the meal, the BIL asked how the transplant stuff was doing.  We have explained over and over about the PRA, how many people have been tested, 2 yrs on list-----he truly doesn't hear. I see his eyes glass over, he starts looking around the room.  Then he asked "I don't understand why your kids don't give you a kidney".  OMG! I don't ever want to talk to him about it again.  If it were as simple as he believes, we would all be walking around with new kidneys.  Then he talks about their pastor who had kidney disease and he got sicker and sicker, finally had to retire early and eventually got a transplant. He was explaining to us how exhausted the guy was and how bad he looked.  DUH!!   I give up. 

I agree with Angela--thank goodness we have IHD.   Angela, more details about the boyfriend!! You know how nosy we all are ;D

My sister saw a t-shirt that said "this disease must be working for me because everyone keeps telling me how good I look!" :rofl;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: goofynina on January 12, 2008, 03:45:11 PM
Concur, even doctors are idiots too, like my liver doctor. He said like you look healthy so you are ok now?????

 :banghead;  Unbelievable, what an idiot!!

Lately, due to my condition getting worse, i have alienated myself from my friends, i cant sit and visit and pretend everything is ok cuz its not and besides that, i am in too much pain. BUT, when i start telling them why i cant go over or what is wrong with me, i feel like all i am doing is whining and they dont want to hear it, so now i dont even call anyone anymore, funny thing is no one calls me either  :oops;  I still have Christmas gifts that i should've given out, but havent and i have a Baby Shower gift sitting at my front door and the party was in the end of OCTOBER, lol, aye yi yi, what have i done with my life  :oops;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: lola on January 12, 2008, 03:55:51 PM
Because Otto's not on dialysis yet we are ALWAYS asked when will he start and oh he'll feel sooooo much better. OMG and then when I tell them Otto really does not want to do dialysis again so we hope to find him a living donor they say oh. and how do they know he'll feel better on dialysis how fast they forgot he almost died doing dialysis 4 years ago. I love Ihd because I can say things and you guys LISTEN you don't tune me out and that's what I try to do for you also. xoxoxo you ALL :cuddle;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: jbeany on January 12, 2008, 06:36:23 PM


I have one friend who truly understands, but only because she has been through her own personal hell.  She was picked up and dropped over a balcony at a party in college and now she is a paraplegic with multiple finger amputations and both legs below the knee.  She is the ONLY one who has asked me "How do you feel about all this?"  "Are you doing okay?"  You know, when I found out I had to get the fistula and begin the evaluation.  I love her dearly anyway, but even more just for that!!!!

I know what you mean - the only friend I've got who gets it without having ESRD himself has cancer and does weekly chemo treatments that leave him unable to get out of bed for the next two days. 
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: kitkatz on January 12, 2008, 07:15:48 PM


It doesn't matter how much you try to inform anyone---they really don't listen. 
My sister saw a t-shirt that said "this disease must be working for me because everyone keeps telling me how good I look!" :rofl;


I need that T-shirt!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Rerun on January 12, 2008, 09:12:10 PM
My new response to "how are you doing?"

Each day is better than the next. 

Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: jonn r on January 12, 2008, 09:24:03 PM
as my dad says to me everyday......so how do you feel today....my answer is most days i feel like crap...then i tell him 90% of the time i feel like sh*t its good when the 10% happens .....wish it was more
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Wattle on January 12, 2008, 11:13:53 PM


It doesn't matter how much you try to inform anyone---they really don't listen. 
My sister saw a t-shirt that said "this disease must be working for me because everyone keeps telling me how good I look!" :rofl;


I need that T-shirt!

Me Too. I am so sick of being told how good I look. My answer is always the same "looks can be deceiving".   

 :boxing;  Then I feel like punching them in the kisser!    :oops;   My personality has changed with dialysis.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: angela515 on January 13, 2008, 07:21:49 AM
Thanks everyone.  ;D It's always great to know your not alone with such feelings.  :lol;

So, since so many have asked, the boyfriend thing.,.. I have known him for almost 2 years, but we have only been dating 3 months. He is way younger than me, but has the same relationship goals as me, looking for a life partner and he knows I am also looking for another parental figure in my children's life. He is very old fashioned even though he's younger as he does things like open car doors for me, regular doors, try's to always pay the tab, and he try's to be romantic as well even though I want to keep things kind of slow for right now as it's been awhile for me to be back into dating. He's a really great guy, and he's trying to get a better job for me, to prove himself to be a person with good career goals and so on... so really the only problem I have seen was the whole not really understanding ESRD, but that I'm working on with him.. by just asking him to listen and let me show him things on here and such.. lol. He even has set aside some Sundays for just doing things with my kids involved too so they can get to know him as well. So far, things are going good.  ;D

 :grouphug;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Romona on January 13, 2008, 08:36:17 AM
 :yahoo;
I hope he is a keeper! He sounds wonderful. He seems to be trying.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Rerun on January 13, 2008, 09:41:00 AM
When people say I look good.... I'm thinking to myself..... Compaired to what?
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Psim on January 13, 2008, 09:52:18 AM
"this disease must be working for me because everyone keeps telling me how good I look!" :rofl;

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; sounds like quite a few of us relate to this... what is it with people? They are **always** telling me I look great. It's a complete mystery to me. We all need that tshirt.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: mmmmdeedee on January 13, 2008, 10:56:00 AM


It doesn't matter how much you try to inform anyone---they really don't listen. 
My sister saw a t-shirt that said "this disease must be working for me because everyone keeps telling me how good I look!" :rofl;


I need that T-shirt!

Me Too. I am so sick of being told how good I look. My answer is always the same "looks can be deceiving".   

 :boxing;  Then I feel like punching them in the kisser!    :oops;   My personality has changed with dialysis.

I agree with that one too. We try so hard to not be the wet blanket all the time even though we may feel like crap. The other day at work I wasn't feeling well but still went on as regular. I finally had to go home and told my co-worker I wasn't feeling well. All he said was, "Boy, well you fake it real well."

I guess I showed him when I ended up in the hospital that weekend!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: kellyt on January 13, 2008, 11:45:28 AM
When people say I look good.... I'm thinking to myself..... Compaired to what?

When people tell me I look good my first thought is do they think I'm lying about being sick?  Then I feel I have to tell them how weak and tired I am blah, blah, blah, kidney evaluation, blah, blah, blah AV fistula, blah, blah, blah, living donor, blah, blah, etc.   It's half way through all this crap that I realize they really aren't listening and don't really give a damn.  They just said I looked good so that they would hopefully get a "Thank you.  You too" response.

I've heard before, and I'm sure you have too, that when people ask you how you are doing in general they really don't want the truth.   :-\
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: paris on January 13, 2008, 02:21:05 PM
My brother just emailed me a picture he took of us at Christmas.  All I could see was how pale I look. There is no color left in my face.  How can people look at me and think I look good?  I look like death warmed over!!  I even had blush on and still no color.   Don't you just want someone to say "my God you look tired and worn out"?  I don't even know what looking good is any more.  Good compared to what?? 

Angela, I keep telling my daughters if they date someone younger than them, they can train him the way they want to! :rofl;  I am so happy you have someone to share things with right now.  You deserve some good things in your life.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Bajanne on January 13, 2008, 03:17:22 PM
That sounds great!  My caring thoughts and prayers are with you.  You go, girl!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: KT0930 on January 13, 2008, 05:20:50 PM
I had the conversation with MY MOTHER three weeks ago about the whole "you look so good" thing, and told her that if half the people who needed kidney transplants looked as bad as people on chemo do, maybe we wouldn't have the problem with not enough donors. I've always thought of my family as very open to this conversation, since both my parents have donated to me, and are willing to talk about it, but she basically told me to get over it.  ???
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: angellady07 on January 13, 2008, 06:13:25 PM
In my opinion, the only people who truly understand this disease are the ones who live it. People may try to understand but it's impossible. My sister came over for a visit today. She asked me " How long before you're on dialysis ?" I explained that my GFR is 9 and I go on at 7. She then stated " I certainly wouldn't want to live that way". I told her that's her opinion and she's entitled to it however, when the time comes I choose to live and make the most of my life. She proceeded to tell me that I look like hell. I felt like saying, gee thanks I'm sick what's your excuse?
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: goofynina on January 13, 2008, 07:30:33 PM
Geeze, i must look like shit, i have NEVER been told "you look good" lol, :P  oh well,  :-\


Angela,  i thought you were young, and you say this guy is way younger??  Please make sure you know what your getting into, has he been in a previous relationship?  I just dont want you (or those darling kids) getting hurt.  Just take care and take it S L O W (know what i'm sayin') ;) ;)
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: kellyt on January 14, 2008, 06:35:55 PM
Geeze, i must look like shit, i have NEVER been told "you look good" lol, :P  oh well,  :-\


You look GOOD girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :clap;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: angela515 on January 14, 2008, 06:38:31 PM
Geeze, i must look like shit, i have NEVER been told "you look good" lol, :P  oh well,  :-\


Angela,  i thought you were young, and you say this guy is way younger??  Please make sure you know what your getting into, has he been in a previous relationship?  I just dont want you (or those darling kids) getting hurt.  Just take care and take it S L O W (know what i'm sayin') ;) ;)

I am old. I am 29.. How young did you think I was? LOL.

Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Romona on January 14, 2008, 07:16:55 PM
Geeze, i must look like shit, i have NEVER been told "you look good" lol, :P� oh well,� :-\


Angela,� i thought you were young, and you say this guy is way younger??� Please make sure you know what your getting into, has he been in a previous relationship?� I just dont want you (or those darling kids) getting hurt.� Just take care and take it S L O W (know what i'm sayin') ;) ;)

I am old. I am 29.. How young did you think I was? LOL.



You are still young. Wait until the big 40 creeps up on you. I am told it is "wicked". I myself being 29 for the last 13 years.  :lol; :bandance;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: angela515 on January 14, 2008, 07:19:11 PM
 :P Well i'm old to me, i'm not young.. as in I know what I am doing.  ;)

40 is young, BTW.  ;D
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Sluff on January 15, 2008, 03:37:16 AM
I hope the best for you Angela and the kids. Age don't matter. What matters is how your heart feels. I think after 2 years and someone hasn't shown the Jekyll and Hyde syndrome, things are probably fairly stable. Friends first is good because usually you have shared some life experiences together and are passed the try to impress stage.

I think the reason people don't understand the disease and it's treatments are lack of education about ESRD and most of the time because of the lack of education they are powerless to help so it's easier to not want to get into the conversation of something they know nothing about.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Romona on January 15, 2008, 04:41:07 AM
I agree with Sluff. Indifference may mask a feeling of helplessness and sadness.  :cuddle;
I have found that out. Some people that I don't think care, don't show it in front of me.
People that have emotionally broken down in front of others (I have been told about), continues to surprise and amaze me.
It has been people that I have least expected.
I guess it shows that you never know what impact you have on others.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: st789 on January 15, 2008, 12:38:18 PM
I hate it when people think the tired thing is mostly mental thing.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: jbeany on January 15, 2008, 08:09:58 PM
I hate it when people think the tired thing is mostly mental thing.

"Smile, you'll feel better!"  *SMACK*  Or suggest antidepressants to help with it.  Hello, that's not going to remove toxins or boost my hemoglobin.  I'm tired because I'm in renal failure and I don't have the energy levels of a healthy person.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Romona on January 16, 2008, 01:20:57 PM
I get a little ticked that people have to know my business, I had two follow up and some labs yesterday. Just because I wasn't at work, everyone thinks they can ask me why I wasn't there. My sister works at the same place I do. Because I wasn't there she was asking questions. When other people take off I can care less what they do. When I say that I have appointments they want to know what kind of doctor I had to see. When people I consider not in my circle of friends start asking questions, it really upsets me. I know people worry about me. But do they really need to know when I have a pap smear or mamogram done. If I don't say anything it is much worse. Then I am hiding things from people.  :rant; Well I just think you all need to know, I had my pap test yesterday. I will be having an ultra sound Monday. Mamogram on Wednesday. Colonoscopy on Friday!Now the people that stand by me and understand know what is going on. In other words "Thanks Guys." I love IHD!  :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: paris on January 16, 2008, 02:54:55 PM
Romona, it seems like people care more about our appointments than how we actually feel.  You know I will be thinking of you the next week.  Just let you mind go to our lovely kingdom and our knights in shining armor when you get really stressed!!      Are you in Eastern PA or Western? Just wondering because if I ever am in the right area, we have to meet!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: angela515 on January 16, 2008, 03:05:12 PM
I get a little ticked that people have to know my business, I had two follow up and some labs yesterday. Just because I wasn't at work, everyone thinks they can ask me why I wasn't there. My sister works at the same place I do. Because I wasn't there she was asking questions. When other people take off I can care less what they do. When I say that I have appointments they want to know what kind of doctor I had to see. When people I consider not in my circle of friends start asking questions, it really upsets me. I know people worry about me. But do they really need to know when I have a pap smear or mamogram done. If I don't say anything it is much worse. Then I am hiding things from people.  :rant; Well I just think you all need to know, I had my pap test yesterday. I will be having an ultra sound Monday. Mamogram on Wednesday. Colonoscopy on Friday!Now the people that stand by me and understand know what is going on. In other words "Thanks Guys." I love IHD!  :2thumbsup;


I hate that too, it's like, if I wanted you to know, you would know. Right?!?!?! LOL, Geesh!!

BTW, Will be thinking of you. :)
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Chicken Little on January 16, 2008, 04:10:22 PM
If it weren't for IHD I would think that I am the unluckiest dialysis patient ever! 

Whenever it hits the fan my doctors always say "I've never seen anything like it"  or "The chances of something like that happening are 1 in a million."   Then I come here and find all those other 1 in a million people that just happen to be posters here and it's happened to them too.  What a kawinkydink.   ;) 

Thank you for preserving what is left of my sanity. 
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: boxman55 on January 16, 2008, 07:18:39 PM
I am curious chicken little is your nepth an intern at Kaiser? ...Boxman
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Chicken Little on January 16, 2008, 08:13:42 PM
I am curious chicken little is your nepth an intern at Kaiser? ...Boxman

 :rofl;  It makes you wonder, don't it?   My neph is actually very senior and respected.  I have to think those things are said in an attempt to mitigate responsibility though.  Kaiser is a little skeered of me.  I read in my file one day that I am litigious.  I've never sued anyone in my life, but I'm good at holding feet to the fire.    >:D
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: petey on January 17, 2008, 03:42:27 AM
Chicken Little --  :beer1; here's to all of us who hold those feet to the fire!  I do it, too!  I can't count the number of times I've told a nurse, doctor, tech, social worker, etc., "That's unacceptable.  My husband needs/deserves more, and he will get it -- and get it NOW!  If you can't do it, I'm going to your supervisor/boss."  And then sometimes I add a little "Grrrrrrrrrr" to the end -- that gets noticed, too.  When my husband witnesses this in me, he'll look at the nurse, doctor, tech, etc., and somewhat sympathetically say, "You better do what she wants.  She does own flying monkeys!"
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Psim on January 17, 2008, 07:47:01 AM
"You better do what she wants.  She does own flying monkeys!"

 :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: kitkatz on January 17, 2008, 04:04:46 PM
Yes, I own some flying monkeys too.  And a large stick. And I use it frequently. Wham! Bam! Whack!   :bandance;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: petey on January 17, 2008, 04:16:09 PM
I'm going to have to get me one of those big sticks, Kit!  I've got a long list of people who are in dire need of a Wham! Bam! Whack! from me.
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: kitkatz on January 17, 2008, 04:27:10 PM
My list is growing daily!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Ang on January 17, 2008, 04:32:07 PM
if  it  were'nt for  IHD, i  would'nt  have  an  addiction  and  have  to  come  here  everyday  to  see  how  everyones  doing. :sarcasm;
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: paris on January 17, 2008, 05:58:56 PM
 I do agree that IHD is addictive. I worry about all of you. And it is the first place I come to when I need someone to really understand what I am feeling.

Flying monkeys! I love it!  I need some flying monkeys!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: goofynina on January 17, 2008, 06:43:52 PM
I do agree that IHD is addictive. I worry about all of you. And it is the first place I come to when I need someone to really understand what I am feeling.

Flying monkeys! I love it!  I need some flying monkeys!

Hey, did someone say something about flying monkeys??  I asked Sam the other day if i could have another Catty and he said when monkeys fly out my butt,  do you know where i can get some of these monkeys and *ahem* how big they are?  ::)

If it werent for IHD I wouldnt have found out about the flying monkeys, now i must have some so i can get me another Catty, *scratches head* i just dont know about them flying out my butt though  :-\
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: petey on January 17, 2008, 07:08:49 PM
Oh, no, Goofynina, flying monkeys don't fly out of YOUR butt.  At your command (just like the wicked witch in the "Wizard of Oz" did), they fly out to get that person who's pissing you off at that particular moment and fly up THE OTHER PERSON's butt and then whip their ass!  It's wonderful to watch (at least from my perspective).  When I feel myself about to turn them loose on someone, I sometimes warn (in a very, very, very wicked voice), "I have flying monkeys, and I'm NOT afraid to use them.  Keep pissing me off!"  How big are they?  Oh, mine are BBBBIIIIIGGGGG !  So, the next time Sam says "No" to a new Catty, casually mention to him that you have an IHD friend who will loan you her flying monkeys!
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: goofynina on January 17, 2008, 07:23:27 PM
 :rofl; Ahhh, thanks Petey, I just may take you up on it ;) ;)
Title: Re: If it weren't for IHD...
Post by: Romona on January 22, 2008, 01:30:09 PM
I have a co-worker that just got some bad news today. I had no choice to know what was going on working in the same room. This person asked me to not say anything to anyone, which I won't. This is the same person that would tell others I had appointments ect...Then would ask questions in front of other people that I didn't want to answer. The shoe is on the other foot. Now my co-worker finally understands. When I said "I don't know what to say." He finally understood that it is so easy for people to say don't worry about it and you'll be fine. I said "Now you understand that every phone call that I get about this being possibly wrong or that possibly wrong, that it is a punch in the gut. Until tests and done and results are back I am living on red alert". It is hard to relax and live like nothing is wrong. The last few months I have been given worse case scenarios by doctors. Because of a suppressed immune system nothing is routine.
Thanks for listening. :secret;