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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Diet and Recipes => Dialysis: Thanksgiving Recipes => Topic started by: KT0930 on November 17, 2007, 02:01:38 PM

Title: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: KT0930 on November 17, 2007, 02:01:38 PM
Ok, not really about recipes, but I had to share!!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: paris on November 17, 2007, 02:33:36 PM
That is funny!  When someone would ask my grandfather to say grace, he would reply "grace in the kitchen, grace in the hall, for gosh sakes Grace, don't eat it all!"   Needless, to say, we didn't ask him often!!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: livecam on November 17, 2007, 03:00:22 PM
Ok, not really about recipes, but I had to share!!

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have never a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

...and may you have been enjoying a good transplant for at least six months by Thanksgiving time next year.

Happy Thanksgiving Katie!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: Sluff on November 17, 2007, 04:03:37 PM
That is funny!  When someone would ask my grandfather to say grace, he would reply "grace in the kitchen, grace in the hall, for gosh sakes Grace, don't eat it all!"   Needless, to say, we didn't ask him often!!



 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: kitkatz on November 17, 2007, 09:37:03 PM
Good food Good eats good God let's eat!
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: oswald on November 17, 2007, 09:45:52 PM
through the lips, over the gums watch out hips here it comes.     ;D
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: okarol on November 17, 2007, 09:53:56 PM
A woman invited some people to Thanksgiving dinner. At the table, she turned to her
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother said.
The little girl bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: Joe Paul on November 18, 2007, 12:29:39 AM
You all crack me up!  :rofl;
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: KT0930 on November 18, 2007, 10:26:53 AM
A woman invited some people to Thanksgiving dinner. At the table, she turned to her
six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
I wouldn't know what to say," the little girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the mother said.
The little girl bowed her head and said, "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

I had that feeling last Christmas!!!  :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;  :rofl;
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: okarol on November 24, 2008, 04:51:45 PM
 :bump;
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: monrein on November 24, 2008, 05:12:42 PM
Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.  Yay God.
Title: Re: Thanksgiving prayer
Post by: PrimeTimer on November 13, 2014, 08:13:09 PM
When my Mother passed last year, a hospital chaplain led us in prayer at the hospital and then asked if I wanted to say one. I don't know why but, the only prayer I could remember at that moment was the one my Mother taught my brothers and I. It was the same one she had us each take a turn saying every night at the supper table. With the holidays upon us, I figure it still applies. 

"God is great, God is good, let us thank Him for our food! Amen!!"