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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Razman on September 09, 2007, 09:03:59 AM

Title: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Razman on September 09, 2007, 09:03:59 AM

13 things PMS  stands for :   
1.   Pass My Shotgun
2.   Psychotic Mood Shift
3.   Perpetual Munching Spree
4.   Puffy Mid-Section
5.   People Make me Sick
6.   Provide Me with Sweets
7.   Pardon My Sobbing
8.   Pimples May Surface
9.   Pass My Sweat pants
10.   Pissy Mood Syndrome
11.   Plainly, Men Suck
12.   Pack My Stuff
13.   Potential Murder Suspect

So remember:  Money talks………..but CHOCOLATE SINGS !!!!!!     :)

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Romona on September 09, 2007, 12:53:24 PM

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: glitter on September 09, 2007, 01:18:13 PM

 :rofl; :rofl;  good one  :rofl;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Sluff on September 09, 2007, 02:07:43 PM

 :rofl;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: goofynina on September 09, 2007, 02:17:58 PM

you forgot one Razman buddy, ol' pal,  PUTTING up with  MENS SHIT  ;)  (whew, that felt good getting it off my chest) lol  :bandance;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: angela515 on September 09, 2007, 03:32:43 PM

 :rofl;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Ohio Buckeye on September 09, 2007, 03:52:41 PM

I have a friend whose initials are PMS.
She has that on her license plate.

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Romona on September 09, 2007, 04:42:29 PM

14. Pickup More Snickers!
15. Pour Me Scotch.
 :bandance;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: kitkatz on September 09, 2007, 06:23:05 PM

Pussycat Meowing Siamese
Proud Meowing Siamese

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: okarol on September 09, 2007, 06:35:36 PM

Premium Member Status

 ::)

I think this post belongs in Off topic - Joke thread -- but now I have made it dialysis related (I think??) heheheh

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Ohio Buckeye on September 09, 2007, 06:43:27 PM

politically motivated skeemer (sp?) 

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: okarol on September 09, 2007, 11:22:06 PM

Quote from: okarol on September 09, 2007, 06:35:36 PM

Premium Member Status

 ::)

I think this post belongs in Off topic - Joke thread -- but now I have made it dialysis related (I think??) heheheh

Page My Social Worker
Pump More Saline
Process Medicare Soon
Please, more support
Patient May Strike

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: keefer51 on September 12, 2007, 02:51:01 AM

PMS means run and hide for a week or two.

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: angela515 on September 12, 2007, 11:44:16 AM

Never had a problem with "PMS" so to me it means nothing  :lol;

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: KT0930 on September 14, 2007, 10:18:36 AM

Pissed, Moody & Sobbing

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: Bajanne on September 20, 2007, 01:05:59 PM

According to T.D.Jakes, men have a problem with PMS too - Power, Money, Sex.

Title: Re: PMS - What does it really mean ????
Post by: kitkatz on September 20, 2007, 04:23:58 PM

Patting My Stomach