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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: General Discussion => Topic started by: BobN on July 10, 2013, 03:21:05 AM

Title: Embarrassing Food Episodes
Post by: BobN on July 10, 2013, 03:21:05 AM
One of the best aspects of doing home dialysis is that your dietary restrictions are eased.

Come to think of it, that's probably THE best aspect.  By far.

Having been on in-center dialysis for seven years before I started home, and going without most of my favorite culinary groups for all that time, I developed some food cravings that could melt an iceberg.

So, aside from now being able to satisfy these hankerings, I've also reduced the possibility of being subject to embarrassing food episodes.

These events usually took the form of living vicariously through people who could eat normally.

This could manifest itself as something fairly innocent, like leering at someone eating a piece of pizza and mumbling, "MMMM, that looks good," to asking overly detailed questions about someone's dining choice.

One time, we were at a family gathering and a relative whom I hadn't seen for a while was digging into a container of french fries smothered in ketchup.

Now, I love love love potatoes in any format, but I could live on french fries and ketchup for years and never complain.  Of course, both are no no's for dialysis patients because of high potassium content.

So, I found myself sidling up to her.

"Those look really good," I said.

She smiled, "Oh, do you want some?"

"Oh no.  No thank you.  Not on my diet."

"Really?" she asked.

"Yeah, dialysis patients have to watch their intake of high potassium foods."  This was bordering on too much information, but I was still eyeing her fries.

"Are those cooked crispy or soft?" I asked.

"Um...crispy," she said, shifting in her seat a little.

"Oh yeah," I said dreamily, "That's how I like them too."

She just nodded.

"Are they crispy throughout, or just on the outside?"

"Um...just on the outside.  I think I hear someone calling me."

"Oh sure.  How about the ketchup?  Is it spicy?  Like Heinz?  I always liked KETCHUP better than CATSUP.  You know.  Like Hunts."

At this point, she got up to walk away.  "I think ketchup and catsup are the same thing, just different names," she said.  "See you later."

"Yeah," I said, still calling after her.  "I really like crinkle cuts better than the shoestrings.  Don't you?"

She just smiled, nodded and quickened her pace.

"Steak fries are pretty good too!" I yelled.

Pretty embarassing.

But, on home hemo, with more frequent treatments, the dietary restrictions are less onerous.  And thus, the potential for self embarrassment, much lower.


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Title: Re: Embarrassing Food Episodes
Post by: Grumpy-1 on July 10, 2013, 05:12:20 AM
Darn  there is a diet restriction for us dialysis folks?   :rofl;   I've decided that I'm going to enjoy life on my terms and so I will eat what I want, when I want.  I do try to limit the amounts consumed, but not what I consume.  I figure that if high potassium kills me before kidney failure does, then I've enjoyed my life to the fullest as possible.   Grumpy   :2thumbsup;
Title: Re: Embarrassing Food Episodes
Post by: Riki on July 10, 2013, 09:05:14 PM
That's what I do.. I figure that a little bit isn't going to kill me, so as long as it's not an every day thing, I'm good.

I do, however, have the luxury of a relatively stable phosphorus and potassium level, plus I'm always watching my fluid and sodium intake.. so, when I go out with the girls for supper at our favorite watering hole, I can have that bacon cheeseburger with the fries and gravy.  I don't order a drink, and generally leave half the fries on the plate.  The portion sizes in that joint are incredible.  You can feed 5 people with one plate of fries. *L*
Title: Re: Embarrassing Food Episodes
Post by: Jean on July 11, 2013, 02:20:21 AM
I think there should be a law that lets us have kiddie sized orders. I hate having to eat only half and take the rest home.
Title: Re: Embarrassing Food Episodes
Post by: Riki on July 11, 2013, 07:19:41 PM
I never finish a restaurant meal.  I just don't have the appetite for it.  That same restaurant that we go to has an awesome seafood chowder, but their small portion is huge and I can never finish it.  Depending on what I order, I will take the unfinished portion home.. I do that with pasta a lot.  Fries, however, always stay on the plate.  They just don't taste right reheated
Title: Re: Embarrassing Food Episodes
Post by: Grumpy-1 on July 18, 2013, 10:24:31 AM
My wife had the gastric bypass surgery, so between the two of us, we can eat 1/2 of a full meal and take the rest home.  I'll bet the restaurants just love us.  Two eating for the price of one.    Grumpy