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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: okarol on January 23, 2007, 01:25:55 PM

Title: Medicare
Post by: okarol on January 23, 2007, 01:25:55 PM

oh boy

Title: Re: Medicare
Post by: Sluff on January 23, 2007, 01:32:59 PM

 :rofl; :rofl;

Title: Re: Medicare
Post by: okarol on February 18, 2007, 11:03:17 AM

Medicare Coverage in a Nutshell

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.
When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a
biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well, and we are now uncertain
which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or
terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the
other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your
husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests
one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off
somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him."

Title: Re: Medicare
Post by: shay_pcb on February 18, 2007, 02:51:50 PM

 :clap; :2thumbsup; That was great!!

Title: Re: Medicare
Post by: Hazmat35 on September 13, 2010, 04:24:27 AM

That is too funny!  The sad thing is, is that it is sooooooooo TRUE!