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Dialysis Discussion => Dialysis: Humor, Pictures, Stories and Poems => Topic started by: Stoday on August 11, 2010, 06:42:01 PM

Title: Dialysis in 1947
Post by: Stoday on August 11, 2010, 06:42:01 PM

I've been reading about the history of dialysis in "Genesis of the Artificial Kidney" and came across this little gem which I feel bound to share with you:

The first patient selected for dialysis at Mount Sinai was victim of mercuric chloride poisoning. Admitted on May 4 1947, the patient was scheduled for hookup to the artifical kidney, but the first dialysis had to be postponed when a spontaneous diuresis occured caused by the patient seeing the formidable equipment.

To save you looking it up, "spontaneous diuresis" = "he pissed himself"  :rofl;

Title: Re: Dialysis in 1947
Post by: Bill Peckham on August 11, 2010, 08:46:46 PM

That's pretty funny.


Does your history relate the story of the first dialysis that worked? I think it was something like the 20th person Kollf tried to dialyze.


The way I heard it, it was a woman in a uremic coma. The treatment brought her back to consciousness and her first words were "I want a divorce."

Title: Re: Dialysis in 1947
Post by: galvo on August 11, 2010, 11:46:30 PM

You're in form, Stoday.

Title: Re: Dialysis in 1947
Post by: Des on August 12, 2010, 05:07:07 AM

Well if the patient  "spontaneous diuresis" why did he need dialysis then? hehehehhe

Title: Re: Dialysis in 1947
Post by: chook on August 12, 2010, 05:19:06 AM

I'm going to try and work the words 'spontaneous diuresis' into conversation and see how it goes. This made me laugh out loud.  :rofl;