14 Signs Your HMO is Cheap

[Razman]

14 Signs Your HMO is Cheap

1. Pedal-powered dialysis machines.
2. Use of antibiotics deemed an “unauthorized experimental procedure.”
3. Head-wound victim in the waiting room is on the last chapter of “War and Peace,”
4. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
5. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
6. Exam room has a tip jar.
7. You swear you saw salad tongs and a crab fork on the instrument tray just before the anesthesia kicked in.
8. Tight budget prevents acquisition of separate rectal thermometers.
9. Chief Surgeon graduated from University of Benihana.
10. Directions to your doctor’s office include, “take a left when you enter the trailer park,”
11. Doctor listens to your heart through a paper towel tube.
12. Plan covers only “group” gynecological exams.
13. Recycled bandages.
14. You can get your flu shot as soon as “the” hypodermic needle is dry.

[peleroja]

Those are hysterical, but I positively loved the first one!

[pelagia]

 

[twirl]

# 5 is done by Dr.Sluff

they count the ice chips

[Angelicfury]

When they take your weight and BP they write it down using Quills and Ink.

[lola]

 

[twirl]

When they take your weight and BP they write it down using Quills and Ink.

that is funny

[monrein]

I have a confession to make!!  I don't use quills and ink but I do use a fountain pen with ink although I sometimes use cartridges of ink instead of bottled ink.  I have 4 beauties and my best one is an Italian hand-made pen that took 6 months to craft.  It was a gift from my husband on our 25th anniversary  (quite a few years ago now). 


Cheap HMO...doesn't do single use, doesn't do reuse....hands out the supplies and it's make-your-own all the way, all the time.  OOH look, mine's not leaking today.  Yippee.