Why wait? Explore a career with DaVita today

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Job listing - as seen on the internet:

LPN / LVN

Posted 3 days ago
Location
DaVita, College Station, TX
Specialization
Dialysis
Position Type
Full Time
Position Level
Staff
Practice Setting
Acute Care Facility
Job Summary
Description:

Relationships are priceless, on and off the clock.
 
LVN Opportunities in the College Station/Houston Area!!!
Willing to Train and New Grads Welcome
Flexible Shifts and Great Hours...Clinic Open Monday - Saturday
 
Have a dramatic impact on patients and their families by ensuring the compassionate, professional delivery of all dialysis-related nursing services in an outpatient setting. You will provide the highest level of care to our patients and assure their safety, comfort, and well being. Use your superior nursing skills to perform patient assessments through observation and interviews, provide chronic hemodialysis therapy, monitor vital signs, collect patient data, and assist with machine and systems monitoring as required.
 
If you love patient-centered health care with real relationships inside a company that encourages fun on and off the clock, then DaVita is the place for you.
 
We offer career options to fit your lifestyle.
 
Here is what you can expect when you join our Village as an LPN or LVN.

    * Fun, relationships-based culture-patient- and teammate-driven
    * FORTUNE 500 stability-with the nation's largest independent provider of dialysis services
    * Training Magazine Top 125 award-winning education
    * Multiple career paths across a variety of cutting-edge modalities
    * Rewards for your stellar performance
    * Clinical outcomes consistently ranked above the national average-treating more than one-third of the dialysis population (that's approximately 100,000 patients!)
    * Exceptional benefits-including the healthcare industry's most generous profit sharing program
    * Dedication above all to caring for patients suffering from chronic kidney failure-at over 800 hospital units and approximately 1,300 outpatient dialysis clinics nationwide 


Qualifications:

To join our professional team of clinicians, you must be a gifted communicator with a current LPN/LVN license in the state of practice, CPR certification, and IV certification where required by state. At least one year of experience in a hospital or clinical setting is required; medical/surgical experience preferred. The ability to work overtime with little or no notice also is essential.
 
Why wait? Explore a career with DaVita today.
 
Go to http://careers.davita.com to learn more or apply. Or send your resume to [Click here for email].
 
DaVita is proud to be an EEO/AA employer M/F/D/V.
We maintain a drug-free workplace and perform pre-employment substance abuse testing and background verification checks.

Shift:  Day Job -- Day Job (1st Shift)

[flip]

Today was officially our first day under Davita rule. We were greeted with balloons and banners in the lobby, along with cookies and fruit punch. Each patient received a Davita tote bag, pillow, and blanket. I wonder how long the honeymoon will last?

[twirl]

Flip the best is yet to come
bingo
bone bucks
small snack at Halloween
small present at Christmas
6 ounces of ice, coffee, or water
small bag of popcorn once in a blue moon
first time techs
rude nurses
late put on '
late take off
just to mention a few things

[kitkatz]

I have a Davitah tote and pillow now.  I say we put these things together and leave them on Epoman's tombstone.