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« on: July 21, 2008, 02:39:59 PM »
have you seen the new flower icon
I think it came from Del's garden

this Aggie joke happened to my son
Bubba has a old truck - one of his roommates is Troy-Jack, born with a sliver spoon in his mouth-
Friday TJ's truck would not start and they had to be on the football field is 20 minutes
They took Bubba's truck and Bubba comes home before TJ
Bubba knows the free bus routes
TJ has no idea-- Bubba told him drive my truck home and I will take the bus
Bubba was home and TJ walks in
Bubba wants to know who threw water all over TJ
TJ said no one---- I could not find the button to push down the windows.
Bubba said my truck has handles you have to roll them down.
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2008, 04:03:52 PM »
Twirl, that is hilarious!  I have always said that people are not doing their children any favors when they spoil them and shelter them from the "real" world.  Your story is a perfect example of that.

I love the new flow smiley, too!   :flower;
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2008, 05:35:35 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2008, 05:42:36 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; I wish my flowers smiled at me like that lol!!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2008, 06:48:36 PM »
 :flower; :flower; :flower; :flower;

I just wanted to use it!
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 08:45:34 AM »
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read my really did happen Aggie joke :flower;
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 08:51:14 AM »
 :flower; :flower;

Sounds like my youngest daughter who walked into the room with a large record and asked me if we could play this big CD.  I cracked up!
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2008, 09:31:08 AM »
your daughter is a Texas Aggie :clap;
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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2008, 02:12:34 PM »
upon odering a pizza  - an Aggie was asked if he wanted it cut into 6 or 8 pieces
he answered ----- 6   b/c he could never eat 8 pieces


An Aggie went hunting - he came upon a naked girl in the woods--- he asked her if she was game-- she said "Yes" and he shot her
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2008, 09:53:24 PM »
Oh Lordy.


My oldest daughter was four and asked me if I would feel her forehead and see if it was hot.  I did. My youngest daughter then walked over to me. She was three years old and the time and.... wait for it......


asked me to feel her three head!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2008, 04:56:34 AM »
Quote from: del on July 21, 2008, 05:42:36 PM
:rofl; :rofl; I wish my flowers smiled at me like that lol!!!

They do..pay attention.  :)
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« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2008, 02:27:02 PM »
love the joke, love the flower  :flower; more please
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« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2008, 02:50:58 PM »
can you tell I am an Aggie's mom
I posted what am I listening to under weather and under what am I listening to
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2008, 07:16:30 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on July 22, 2008, 08:51:14 AM
:flower; :flower;

Sounds like my youngest daughter who walked into the room with a large record and asked me if we could play this big CD.  I cracked up!

When my son was about 8 or 9, he pulled me across the local department store to see the really old computer.  It was an antique typewriter!
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 06:42:26 AM »
Quote from: pelagia on July 23, 2008, 07:16:30 PM
Quote from: kitkatz on July 22, 2008, 08:51:14 AM
Sounds like my youngest daughter who walked into the room with a large record and asked me if we could play this big CD.  I cracked up!
When my son was about 8 or 9, he pulled me across the local department store to see the really old computer.  It was an antique typewriter!
:rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 10:24:45 AM »
How do you keep an Aggie busy?
you write "Please turn over" on both sides of the paper :urcrazy;
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 10:54:13 AM »
Quote from: twirl on July 24, 2008, 10:24:45 AM
How do you keep an Aggie busy?
you write "Please turn over" on both sides of the paper :urcrazy;

isn't that a blond???
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
For You Are Crunchy And Taste Good With Ketchup
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2008, 12:41:42 PM »
I just had a sad thought
a blonde Aggie
OMG
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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2008, 05:34:06 PM »
A blonde school teacher....double oh my God!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2008, 05:48:59 PM »
Ahem ahem.  Blonde person checking in here.  Are y'all makin fun a me?????  Finally I understand what all those students of mine were thinking.  Oh well, one of them is still one of my back-up potential donors ...do you think it's some grey matter he thinks he'll give me instead of a kidney?  Should I clarify this with him or do you think I'm just being a dumb blonde??
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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2008, 05:50:50 PM »
Ummmm....I was making fun of myself.  Blonde teacher here. I knew I should have loaded a pic of me.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2008, 05:54:06 PM »
Nice pic KK.  Great seeing you.
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Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2008, 07:31:20 PM »
KITKATZ     you need therapy
Queen Ruth does count
blonde teachers are smart
you need my recipe for Mississippi Mud Cake
help is coming
help is coming
stay out of the ocean
shark week is almost here
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« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2008, 08:41:55 PM »
SHARK WEEK! Oh my!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2008, 03:07:20 AM »
My Son, the Aggie
Bubba is turning into an Aggie. He came home yesterday to take care of a ticket. He brought his clothes home to wash. Okay that is normal.
I opened the dishwasher and there were his four plates, silverware, glasses and bowls.... Why, I asked... because it would cost him less electricity to run our dishwasher instead of his ---save him some electric bill money--- his turn to pay next--
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