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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2008, 03:11:05 AM »

this Aggie thing gets confusing
his roommate, Troy Jack, changes accents every time he talks to girls
he starts talking like he is from England
apparently he gets nervous and does not realize it
my son has to stop himself from laughing
this boy went (Troy) went to a private school that cost more per year than A&M
my son- product of two teachers and public education
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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2008, 03:32:46 PM »

105   2 a days start Sunday and today Bubba dropped a 45 pound weight on his big toe :-\
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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2008, 09:51:08 PM »

OUCHIE!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2008, 12:56:44 PM »

every morning D or not I call Bubba to make sure he is up and not late to football practice
I call him at 5:30 am
he is "on his own" but he stiil needs us---- ( for money)
he calls his dad several time a day and they talk football
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« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2008, 09:32:25 PM »

For you Twirl!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2008, 02:19:49 AM »

 ;D that is so cool
I can not wait to show my son :clap;
today is the first day for classes
 :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
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« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2008, 09:15:28 AM »

I guess those store owners either want to make sure they can re-use the wood for the next hurricane.  :rofl;
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« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2008, 11:29:17 AM »

he just spent 800.00 on books and he is only taking 12 hours
they want football players to take no more than 12 hours during the season
he is suiting out for the game on Saturday at 6pm
and I gave birth to him
I really did
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« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2008, 12:37:19 PM »

They need to put his pic and bio on the web page. It just gives the basic program stuff like name, number, etc.
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« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2008, 01:10:54 PM »

Aggie joke:

An Aggie went in to see his advisor, who said, "I want you to take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asked the Aggie. "Well," said the professor, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a Weed-eater?" "Why, yes, I do," replied the Aggie. "OK," continued the professor, "logic tells me that you have a yard!" "Amazing," gushed the young rube. "And," continued the professor, "since you have a yard, logic tells me that you have a house." "I do! I do!" exclaimed the boy. "And," continued the professor, "if you have a house, you probably have a wife. And, since you have a wife, I conclude that you are a heterosexual." "Gaaaa-lee!" said the Aggie. "That logic is sump'n else!"

He goes outside, and his friend, Buck, asks him what classes he's going to take. "I'm gonna take history, math, and logic." "What's logic?" asks Buck. "OK," says the Aggie, "I'll give you an example: Do you own a weed-eater?" "Uh, no," relies Buck.

The Aggie pauses a bit and says, "You're QUEER, ain'tcha".
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« Reply #35 on: August 27, 2008, 07:29:00 PM »

too :yahoo;
and I love sharing these with Bubba :clap;
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