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« on: May 21, 2008, 11:17:35 AM »
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I’d started and hadn’t finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel. Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr piss.   :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 11:19:28 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 11:20:08 AM »
fricken hilarious  :rofl;  :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 11:21:45 AM »
KS You have no idea how much I needed a good laugh today.  Thanks for that. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 11:22:57 AM »
SERENITY NOW!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 01:59:13 PM »
 :rofl;  ;D
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
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Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 02:02:43 PM »
I'll bet you'll be at "peace" until tomorrow morning!!!     :clap;   :rofl;  :beer1;
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1993 diagnosed with glomerulonephritis.
Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 02:17:15 PM »
Good one Kickstart,
I'm finishing a bag of salty chips and finishing the 6 pack based on this sage advice. I'll worry about the headache I'll get later!
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« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2008, 06:10:25 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2008, 06:29:38 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
And to think how long I was missing this path to inner peace!!!!!
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