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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2008, 08:37:03 PM »
Why does a pack of buns have more buns than you need for a pack of hot dogs?
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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2008, 10:33:26 PM »
The hot dog bun conundrum was solved for me by someone I know.  The extra dogs are grill dogs, you know the ones that slip through the grill, or off the grill into the cook's mouth!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2008, 11:56:49 PM »
why is it that the dogs never fit into the bun?
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« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2008, 02:43:37 PM »
I hate drivers that don't do the speed limit
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« Reply #29 on: June 01, 2008, 02:46:42 PM »
Quote from: UNIBALLER on June 01, 2008, 02:43:37 PM
I hate drivers that don't do the speed limit

I agree. . .Depending on how slow they are going, they can be just as dangerous as those who exceed the speed limit.
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« Reply #30 on: June 01, 2008, 05:33:14 PM »
Some cars don't seem to be equipped with turn signals. I don't see many people with them
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« Reply #31 on: June 01, 2008, 05:41:56 PM »
Romona; you just mentioned my biggest pet peeve when driving. Nothing outrages me more than when someone is too lazy to move their finger 1 inch to turn their blinker on and give a heads up to everybody else behind them as to what they are going to do.  I think there would be a lot less accident on the roads if everybody used their blinkers and communicated with everybody else as to what their intentions on the road are :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant; :rant;
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« Reply #32 on: June 01, 2008, 06:55:23 PM »
I saw a guy with no blinker on go across three lanes of road to get onto the freeway. *sigh*
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #33 on: June 01, 2008, 07:10:22 PM »
I've always wondered why I relate to plants the way I do.  I just LOVE them.  I love learning their names and growing and watering them, digging in the earth and sometimes I just go to garden centers to see what's new and learn about new varieties.  I always leave feeling excited and peaceful at the same time.  I think plants have personalities too because I love them in general but I don't like all of them equally.  In fact I actually dislike some that other people rave about.  I like the latin names as well as the common names and I don't like torturing them to grow in ways that are against their natures.  I don't like high maintenance ones that need pesticides to get them to behave properly but I do like thinking about how to combine them so that they compliment each other.  My husband thinks I'm loony about them.  I don't spend money on clothes at all, in fact I usually buy my clothes second hand but I spend way too much on plants and feel a bit helpless about it.

If I had unlimited money I'd have extensive collections of plants, books and paintings.  Bliss.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
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New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
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(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
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First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
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« Reply #34 on: June 01, 2008, 07:24:47 PM »
Geez, I'm lucky if I can keep a houseplant or two alive.
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« Reply #35 on: June 01, 2008, 07:32:47 PM »
I am tired of being tired  :( . I drag myself to work everyday and I am getting more and more tired every week. I do not know if I can keep this up much longer.  :rant;

Funny thing is that I am still much better at my job than the "healthy" people even with many absences, half days and fatigue.  ::)  :P
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« Reply #36 on: June 01, 2008, 07:59:25 PM »
It cracks me up when people miss so much work because of this or that. These same opeople couldn't cut it if they had to walk in the shoes of most of the people here.



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« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2008, 06:04:06 PM »
I hate my toilet!
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« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2008, 08:13:10 PM »
Go Obama Go!!!!! Rah Rah Rah   Oh ya I am Canadian and can't vote  :'(
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« Reply #39 on: June 03, 2008, 08:25:13 PM »
The bugs are so thick this year that when you drive thru the wetlands near my house, it sounds like rain on the windshield.
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« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2008, 11:18:37 AM »


Eeek! raining bugs!

Randomly found on the internet: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.   :urcrazy;
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« Reply #41 on: June 04, 2008, 11:22:15 AM »
Here's another strange British law - we have lots  :rofl; -  It is illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle in London since a law passed just after WW2.    Presumably it's OK to do it on a moving one then  ???
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« Reply #42 on: June 04, 2008, 11:24:08 AM »
This seems like a good place for this...
A big hooray to our Aussie friends...this is dynamite pub entertainment:

http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23803368-5006301,00.html
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« Reply #43 on: June 04, 2008, 09:08:24 PM »
A poem  - MY STOOPID ROOMBA

My stupid Roomba is driving me crazy
I only bought it because I am lazy
I do not like the way it looks or sounds
it hit a table and knocked a vase down
I wish it would vacuum faster
cuz I might snap and step on that little ba%*&rd  :banghead;

By CW
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Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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« Reply #44 on: June 04, 2008, 09:44:54 PM »

If girlfriends were outlawed, only outlaws would befriend girls.
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #45 on: June 04, 2008, 10:04:02 PM »

http://www.psyops.net/ <--- Add your own random thought.
Say whatever you like! (not for the easily offended)
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #46 on: June 05, 2008, 02:42:14 AM »
Quote from: CW on June 04, 2008, 09:08:24 PM
A poem  - MY STOOPID ROOMBA

My stupid Roomba is driving me crazy
I only bought it because I am lazy
I do not like the way it looks or sounds
it hit a table and knocked a vase down
I wish it would vacuum faster
cuz I might snap and step on that little ba%*&rd  :banghead;

By CW


 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

I love my roomba, I call him Miquel.
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« Reply #47 on: June 05, 2008, 02:50:52 AM »
roomba ???
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« Reply #48 on: June 05, 2008, 02:52:21 AM »
I think its one of them vacuums that float on the floor
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« Reply #49 on: June 05, 2008, 02:55:44 AM »
Roomba is a robotic vacuum that cleans your floors for you. All you have to do is plug it in and when you want him to clean you push a button and forget about him, when he is done his chores he goes back to his cradle to recharge and wait for you next demand. He even has a brother that will mop for you called Scooba
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