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« Reply #14075 on: May 09, 2009, 11:55:31 AM »
Awww Paris!
If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance
Baffle them with bull***.
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #14076 on: May 09, 2009, 12:20:50 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on May 09, 2009, 11:55:31 AM
Awww Paris!
If you cannot dazzle them with brilliance
Baffle them with bull***.

 :rofl;
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« Reply #14077 on: May 09, 2009, 01:09:17 PM »
What time is the wedding?
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Nothing that I post here is intended for fact but rather for exploration into my personal thought processes.  Any slight, use of words with multiple connotations or other percieved insults are totally unintended.  I reserve my insults for private.
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« Reply #14078 on: May 09, 2009, 02:39:59 PM »
I'm not sure of the exact time, but I can't wait to hear all about it!   ;)
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« Reply #14079 on: May 09, 2009, 02:40:57 PM »
"Here come the Bridezilla!
All fat and wide."
Da,dadadaada,da,da,da,da!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #14080 on: May 09, 2009, 02:52:41 PM »
Quote from: kitkatz on May 09, 2009, 02:40:57 PM
"Here come the Bridezilla!
All fat and wide."
Da,dadadaada,da,da,da,da!

 :rofl;
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« Reply #14081 on: May 09, 2009, 03:02:32 PM »
Question is, how much of that wine did paris have to do all that dazzeling?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
or was she doing shots  :rofl;

Hope it went well and it is on her marry way with whips and chains in tow.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #14082 on: May 09, 2009, 03:13:06 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 09, 2009, 03:02:32 PM
Hope it went well and it is on her marry way with whips and chains in tow.

 :pics;
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« Reply #14083 on: May 09, 2009, 03:13:14 PM »
Once upon a time I played the organ for a wedding ceremony.  Two days later, the groom found the bride in bed with another guy and the groom shot him.  The groom went to jail and I never got paid for the gig.
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« Reply #14084 on: May 09, 2009, 03:28:02 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 09, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
Once upon a time I played the organ for a wedding ceremony.  Two days later, the groom found the bride in bed with another guy and the groom shot him.  The groom went to jail and I never got paid for the gig.

 :o
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« Reply #14085 on: May 09, 2009, 03:51:56 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 09, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
Two days later, the groom found the bride in bed with another guy and the groom shot him.  The groom went to jail and I never got paid for the gig.

Thought that was legal in Texas as long as you didn't shoot him in the back.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #14086 on: May 09, 2009, 04:03:33 PM »
Oh Lordy DW the stories that you tell!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #14087 on: May 09, 2009, 04:23:03 PM »
I did live a rather Sordid Life.
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« Reply #14088 on: May 09, 2009, 04:26:59 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 09, 2009, 04:23:03 PM
I did live a rather Sordid Life.

Do tell!   :secret;
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« Reply #14089 on: May 09, 2009, 04:36:14 PM »
This ought to make an interesting read while waiting for paris to post.  :2thumbsup;  :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #14090 on: May 09, 2009, 04:50:08 PM »
Quote from: dwcrawford on May 09, 2009, 03:13:14 PM
Once upon a time I played the organ for a wedding ceremony.  Two days later, the groom found the bride in bed with another guy and the groom shot him.  The groom went to jail and I never got paid for the gig.

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;   any other good stories
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« Reply #14091 on: May 09, 2009, 05:06:20 PM »
Hilarious! 
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« Reply #14092 on: May 09, 2009, 05:34:28 PM »
A sordid life?  Oh do tell!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #14093 on: May 09, 2009, 06:06:04 PM »
 :secret;
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« Reply #14094 on: May 09, 2009, 07:00:59 PM »
I WANT TO HEAR MORE..... :waiting;
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« Reply #14095 on: May 09, 2009, 07:09:06 PM »
Enquiring minds want to know ehh Tinah?  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #14096 on: May 09, 2009, 07:11:49 PM »
 :rofl; :2thumbsup; Yes do tell.  or someoneneeds to make something up...
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Tina
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« Reply #14097 on: May 09, 2009, 08:00:25 PM »
Oops! Husband decided to try to scratch his face while holding his sites after D tonight. Whoa! CSI better not come to my house. We will never get all that blood out of the carpet. BIG spray!
 :bow; :thumbdown;
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Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #14098 on: May 09, 2009, 08:14:51 PM »
No idea how to get that out besides Hydrogen Peroxide which may harm carpet. Maybe Pet Stainand Odor Remover Steam Cleaner carpet cleaner by Bissel by just using rags?
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #14099 on: May 09, 2009, 08:24:07 PM »
We soaked it down pretty well and used LOTS of paper towels. Maybe one day if a transplant comes along we'll get new carpet.  :rofl;

Not a good idea until then.  :clap;

Have a good evening. It's off to bed for me.
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
Mother to Meagan, who has PKD.
Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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