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« Reply #13025 on: April 21, 2009, 05:46:47 AM »
I wouldn't mind if you shared the chocolate factory, too!   :thx;
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« Reply #13026 on: April 21, 2009, 05:54:20 AM »
Kitkatz would be head of my HR department, she has the big stick!  :rofl;

A good chocolate factory would need taste inspectors.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #13027 on: April 21, 2009, 06:16:02 AM »
Quote from: Chris on April 21, 2009, 05:54:20 AM
Kitkatz would be head of my HR department, she has the big stick!  :rofl;

A good chocolate factory would need taste inspectors.

Me, me, me, please!  :waving;
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« Reply #13028 on: April 21, 2009, 08:24:55 AM »
Can I apply for a taste tester position?   MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm :yahoo;
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« Reply #13029 on: April 21, 2009, 08:27:21 AM »
Hey, I would be glad to have you as a fellow taste tester at the chocolate factory.  I hope Chris gives us the jobs!   :bow;
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« Reply #13030 on: April 21, 2009, 09:38:05 AM »
But of course, but have to pass a job test. You must drive in a Mini Cooper, drive up to someone else, roll the window down and ask if they have any yellow mustard.  :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #13031 on: April 21, 2009, 10:11:37 AM »
That doesn't sound too difficult, but what do we do next if they happen to have some mustard with them? 
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« Reply #13032 on: April 21, 2009, 12:24:41 PM »
Before we go any further, I need to ask about health benefits and time off for medical reasons.   :rofl;
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« Reply #13033 on: April 21, 2009, 01:28:12 PM »
You are forgetting the most important benefit:  We get to eat chocolate all day long.   :yahoo;
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« Reply #13034 on: April 21, 2009, 02:49:17 PM »
For paris though, gotta have at least one date with AlohaBeth  :rofl; :rofl;  Whoops, if kitkatz is my HR dept. head, I just created a sexual harrassment case in my own company by myself.  :rofl;

Of course there would be health benefits, how else would I get any also ;D
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #13035 on: April 21, 2009, 03:08:40 PM »
Okay, Paris and kitkatz, let's get going.  We need to sign up soon!   :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #13036 on: April 21, 2009, 03:31:17 PM »
Willy Wonka---here we come!   I prefer milk chocolate.   AlohaBeth says she wants to be an OompaLoompa!!  And she said "of course" regarding the date!! 
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« Reply #13037 on: April 21, 2009, 03:37:40 PM »
Here's the plan:  Paris can test the milk chocolate, kitkatz will test the dark chocolate, and I will test a little of both!   :yahoo;
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« Reply #13038 on: April 21, 2009, 03:46:33 PM »
what a plan!
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« Reply #13039 on: April 21, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »
Kim!  Come join us!  You can help us taste test at the chocolate factory! 
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« Reply #13040 on: April 21, 2009, 03:49:09 PM »
If I joined you all, there would be no chocolate left for you all to taste test!  >:D
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« Reply #13041 on: April 21, 2009, 04:26:01 PM »
Come on, Kimmie---we need you!   :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #13042 on: April 21, 2009, 04:51:14 PM »
The more the merrier!   :yahoo;
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« Reply #13043 on: April 21, 2009, 05:47:43 PM »
I would like to be the taster for the chocolate fountain.  Lots of strawberries to coat in chocolate.  Yummmmmmmyyyyyyy
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« Reply #13044 on: April 21, 2009, 06:39:48 PM »
Paris, I like the way you think!   :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #13045 on: April 21, 2009, 06:47:07 PM »
Always need a taster for the chocolate liquores, the brandy chocolates (just don't be getting drunk  :rofl;, and othe chocolate liquores)

Think we need that chocolate fountain in the main lobby  :2thumbsup;
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #13046 on: April 21, 2009, 06:48:28 PM »
This just keeps getting better!   :clap;
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« Reply #13047 on: April 21, 2009, 06:54:44 PM »
I feel like I am in chocolate heaven!   :yahoo;
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« Reply #13048 on: April 21, 2009, 06:56:42 PM »
Chris, when do we start our new jobs?   :yahoo;
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« Reply #13049 on: April 21, 2009, 07:46:00 PM »
Did I miss a chocolate heaven conversation?  :basket:
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