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CebuShan
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« Reply #725 on: December 17, 2012, 03:15:00 PM »
Granted but now the dietician follows you around with a cattle prod!

I wish I had more time to travel...
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« Reply #726 on: December 18, 2012, 01:25:22 PM »
Granted, you have all the time in the world, but no money to go anywhere!

I wish I could buy a new wardrobe.
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« Reply #727 on: December 19, 2012, 07:52:13 AM »
Granted but there are no closets in your house!

I wish I didn't have to drive so far to the store...
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« Reply #728 on: December 19, 2012, 05:50:32 PM »
The store moved to your house, now you have people tramping in and out at all hours, day and night....

I wish my house was warmer.
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« Reply #729 on: December 19, 2012, 06:17:44 PM »
Your house is warm, all right. Now you can't get it cooled down!

I wish I could retire.
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« Reply #730 on: December 19, 2012, 07:41:40 PM »
You HAVE retired....but now you're bored stiff and wishing you were working again!

I wish I had a nice lean sirloin steak, mushroom gravy, mashed potato with butter dripping down the center, asparagus tips with hollandaise dressing and a delish tossed salad with blue cheese dsg, a frozen margarita and chocolate cake for dessert!!!! (haven't had dinner yet, can you tell?  ;D)
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« Reply #731 on: December 19, 2012, 10:16:33 PM »
You had that BUT I stole it from you!   :rofl;

I wish my husband didn't have to work so much...
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« Reply #732 on: January 02, 2013, 05:35:04 PM »
Granted, he was able to take early retirement and now follows you around the house all day because he's bored!

I wish the weather here would warm up so the roads don't stay icy for days....
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« Reply #733 on: January 02, 2013, 05:38:25 PM »
Granted but now it is HOT and your air conditioner is broke!

I wish I didn't have so much laundry to do...
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« Reply #734 on: January 02, 2013, 05:42:25 PM »
Wish granted, but you have to run around half naked because you don't have very many clothes!  :rofl;

I wish school did not start again tomorrow.
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« Reply #735 on: January 02, 2013, 05:46:42 PM »
That's because school, starts tonight with parent-teacher meetings!

I wish my driveway was unfrozen....
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« Reply #736 on: January 02, 2013, 06:53:32 PM »
Yay! I used to play this game on another forum I frequent! :D But it was all anime based wishes. xD

AnnieB, your wish has been granted! But now your front door is frozen shut. :/

I wish I had super powers...
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« Reply #737 on: January 02, 2013, 07:03:41 PM »
Granted but they only work on your home planet, NOT Earth!   :rofl;

I wish I had more money...
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« Reply #738 on: January 03, 2013, 04:18:01 AM »
You have scads of money, but now every relative you didn't know you had is asking for a handout!

I wish it weren't so cold this morning.
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« Reply #739 on: January 03, 2013, 07:17:28 AM »
Granted but it will be below freezing at Noon!

I wish I had a new cell phone...
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« Reply #740 on: January 03, 2013, 06:22:56 PM »
Granted! But it only dials 911.

I wish I could get out of work early tonight.
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First Livinig Donor Transplant (from my mommy!) - October 3, 1996
Transplant Failed/Put on Hemodialysis - May 2005
Second Kidney Transplant (deceased donor) - July 2010
Transplant Failed/Restart In-Center Hemodialysis - February 2011
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« Reply #741 on: January 06, 2013, 10:48:04 AM »
Quote from: Lexxtech18 on January 03, 2013, 06:22:56 PM
Granted! But it only dials 911.

   :rofl;  I already have one of those!

Quote from: Lexxtech18 on January 03, 2013, 06:22:56 PM
I wish I could get out of work early tonight.

Granted but you are now unemployed!

I wish I didn't have to pay so much for groceries...
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« Reply #742 on: January 15, 2013, 01:08:04 PM »
The grocery store went out of business, and now you have to get all of your supplies at the food bank!

I wish I had a new car.
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« Reply #743 on: January 15, 2013, 01:27:30 PM »
Granted but gas prices went up and you can't afford to drive it!

I wish I could move some place warmer in winter...
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HE created marriage and children.
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« Reply #744 on: January 15, 2013, 01:54:05 PM »
You CAN....there is a house waiting for you in Death Valley!

I wish it would stop raining!
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« Reply #745 on: January 15, 2013, 02:00:19 PM »
Granted but now you are in the middle of a blizzard!

I wish my van got better gas mileage...
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« Reply #746 on: January 24, 2013, 01:09:22 PM »
Your van gets *great* gas mileage....however, the transmission just gave out!

I wish I had a maid.
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« Reply #747 on: March 06, 2013, 08:16:15 AM »
Granted but she doesn't do windows, dishes, vaccuum, dust, cook...

I wish I didn't have to go out in the snow to get my mail.
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« Reply #748 on: March 06, 2013, 07:18:47 PM »
Granted, except now the postal service doesn't deliver at ALL and all communications must be done by smoke signal.

I wish I had more time to spend with my son...
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1995 - Diagnosed with vesicoureteral reflux and had surgery to repair at age 11. Post surgery left side still had Stage I VUR, right side was okay. Both sides were underdeveloped.
2005 - Discovered renal function was declining, causing HBP. Regular monitoring began.

March 2008 - Started transplant evaluation for preemptive transplant due to declining function.

September 16, 2008 - Transplanted with my kidney.
September 18, 2008 - Kidney was removed due to thrombosis in the vessels in and leading to the kidney.

October 2008 - Listed in Region I

May 2009 - Started in Center Hemo
January 2010 - Started CCPD on Liberty Cycler

June 15, 2012 - Kidney transplant from a 43 year old deceased donor
June 22, 2012 - Major acute rejection episode and hospitalization began
June 27, 2012 - Nephrectomy to remove kidney after complete HLA antibody rejection. Possibly not eligible for another transplant, ever again.

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« Reply #749 on: March 09, 2013, 10:33:09 PM »
Granted, he is permanently moved home stays with you constantly singing row, row, row your boat loudly and off key.



I wish I had more cash laying around.
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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