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« on: April 16, 2008, 06:30:03 PM » |
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I missed work because I wasn't feeling well. I decided to take a long bath to relax. My bath was cut short by a hornet sting to my left cheek. If you know what I mean. It kind of made my other aches and pains seem like nothing.  It's spring! |
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paris
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« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2008, 07:14:58 PM » |
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Romona, where were you bathing and how did the hornet get to your cheek?? This sounds like a good story. I'll get the  and will wait to see how this happened! Sluff's going to love this post!  |
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« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 03:50:02 AM » |
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did you sit on the bee  were you playing Little Mermaid and you turned over to go further in the ocean  were you sun "bathing" in the nude and on your tummy  were you taking a bath outside in a pond  oh the possibilities |
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Romona
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« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 04:32:48 AM » |
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The possibilities are more exciting than what happened. The kids did get a lecture on making sure the screen is on the open side of the window.  |
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« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 07:35:42 AM » |
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oh you were inside  that is even funnier where is the ouch smiley face you stood up to get out of the tub then  buzz and target hit  |
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« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 07:40:57 AM » |
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pushed the wrong key he gave his life for you don't they die after they lose their stingers and did you have to get the stinger out thanks for the painfully, yet deligtful |
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« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 07:42:21 AM » |
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damn, delightful |
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Romona
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« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 09:02:35 AM » |
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No actually, I sat on him. I am odd in a way. I like to get in an empty tub and let the water run on my feet. The window is in the tub.
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« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2008, 10:31:03 AM » |
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Hope you feel better soon.
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
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« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2008, 01:12:47 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 01:18:00 PM » |
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How do you explain what happened with a straight face or have anyone believe your version of what happened  ? NolaGail |
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« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2008, 04:39:42 PM » |
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It got you in the butt. I would call guiness world records. You would have to show proof though...Boxman
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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2008, 06:01:22 PM » |
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We would like some  . |
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lifenotonthelist.com Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5 Remember your present situation is not your final destination. Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time. "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1 |
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« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2008, 06:51:58 PM » |
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Kitkatz I know you could write a humorous poem about sitting naked in a tub on a hornet  |
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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2008, 07:14:26 PM » |
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Romona, the visual is too funny! I can't believe Sluff hasn't posted what he thought happened! I am sure his version would be hysterical! Thanks for explaining the whole story. Hope your bottom is feeling better!!
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« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2008, 07:18:19 PM » |
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I was getting into my tub
Looking forward to that soap rub
When much to my behind's surprise
It was locked with a hornet's eyes.
Unfortunately I did not see it
I had a major fit
When the hornet's stinger hit.
It hurts only when I sit.
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lifenotonthelist.com Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5 Remember your present situation is not your final destination. Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time. "If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1 |
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« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2008, 08:44:49 AM » |
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Kitkatz that is so funny thanks  |
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Romona
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« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2008, 09:39:30 AM » |
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You guys are cracking me up.
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« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2008, 11:13:57 AM » |
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No that bump on my butt
Is no pimple
If only it were quite
That simple
But I sat on a bee
Almost got me to pee
Alas I no longer
Can tinkle.
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twirl
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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2008, 01:06:16 PM » |
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Romona how is your bottom today life lesson learned----- you never know when you will have a bee on your behind |
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Romona
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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2008, 05:32:21 PM » |
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My bottom is just fine, I am happy to report. I'd sue that hornet, But I don't have full tort! So my advice "Look Far, Look Near". You never know what will hit your rear!  |
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twirl
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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2008, 05:50:10 PM » |
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Romona
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« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2008, 08:17:06 PM » |
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Hey Twirl. Girls did awesome today. 1st place! My daughter nailed her double! Of course the Princesses from Beauty and the Beast stole the show.
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twirl
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« Reply #24 on: April 20, 2008, 03:45:31 PM » |
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oh, oh, oh, I would love to see them....
is there anyway you can post on the internet
please add photos to IHD
so proud for you and your girls
do they have batons necklaces? I still have mine. Wore one to school one day and an 8th grade student thought it was a penis...
did not wear it to school again...
darn, I wish I lived in Ohio or wherever you guys live
Yeah for you and your girls
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