Guilty or Innocent?

[jbeany]

Innocent - at least of coming home with nothing!  I've gone for 3 things, come home with 20, and still not gotten the 3 things I did need, though!

Do you eat the produce to test it in the grocery story?

[dwcrawford]

You mean like grapes and cheeries?   hehe 

of course

and do you smell stuff?  tomatoes, peaches, etc.?  I do, but if everybody did it wouldn't they be all covered with buggers?

[monrein]

"with buggers"

that means "with sodomites" according to my definition of that word but is it safe to assume from the context that you meant something exiting from the nose?  Mucus perhaps?
 

[dwcrawford]

well, i have used the word as a verb but how would I be sophistocated enough to understand the "with sodomites" definition.  I believe that in street language as a noun it may mean dried mucus.  as for the very, we'll leave that to Mike Myers.

[okarol]

Guilty, I smell fruit. 


Have you ever crossed yourself even if you're not Catholic?

[dwcrawford]

Of course.  I don't take any chances.  Never know who is going to be right.

Not you young with it types, but for older folks:  Did you ever make up exotic stories that weren't really true to explain to your kids where babies come from?

[Stoday]

Not guilty. I told the truth.

My son might have found a story more believable though.

Have you fallen asleep and snored when the company chairman was giving his Christmas speech to staff?

[okarol]

innocent

Have you ever gotten lost, even using a GPS?

[marti824]

guilty....recalculating, recalculating

do you ever argue with the gps?

[willowtreewren]

guilty - all the time, "I'm not going there, thank you,"

Have you ever had to ask a really difficult favor of someone you hardly know?

[Des]

guilty....

have you ever planned a function and prayed for "no rain" although the rest of the people are praying for rain

[Maxridex]

Innocent.

Have you ever thought that what would you be if you never had kidney problems, on dialysis and anything related to hospital

[Des]

innocent

have you ever been 'happy' for no reason?

[kitkatz]

Guilty, I love that feeling!




Ever been blind dating?

[Jean]

Once or twice, long ago. Why did everyone assume I like short men. I mean really short!!!

Ever break a little wind and blame it on the dog?

[Des]

Guilty.... but even the dog looked at me funny

have you ever wished that all your troubles and hardships can just dissapear with one swish of a wand.

[okarol]

guilty!

Have you ever sat at the computer all day?

[kitkatz]

Guilty and in my pajamas!




Have you ever farted under the covers and had the cat leave with a disgusted look?

[monrein]

Innocent, but my husband has been you and I've been the cat. 

Have you ever worried about an elderly person eating food that is well past it's "best before" date?

[Jean]

YES!!!! One of my friends is elderly, nearly blind and stubborn as a mule, and I do worry baout her eating habits, bu tthere is no reasoning with that woman.

[Des]

guilty.... my parents keep everything they can into the freezer.... believe my they really don't have to

have you ever had to go to the maternity section because your regular pants was hurting the kidneys

[Yvonne]

Innocent    When I ask John to turn over as he is snoring, he says can't be me I was not asleep!!!!!!!!

Guilty          Must of been me snoring when awake !!!!!!!

[okarol]

Have you ever lied and told someone you liked the dish they prepared?

[Mizar]

Guilty!

Did You ever tell the Neighbor Kid, to " Quit Walking through Your Grass and Flowers?"  I'm getting Old.

[okarol]

Guilty!

Ever take a cooking class?