Guilty or Innocent?

[monrein]

guilty (stock market)

Have you ever gone on a long walk, found that you're dressed too warmly, so you hide your jacket under a bush and drive back to get it later?   (This happened to me today)

[twirl]

not guilty
have you ever used an outhouse ---- my church did not get plumbing until 1978 - a little country Baptist Church which is now located right on I45

[monrein]

guilty to this day.  At our lake cabin in the woods we still only have an outhouse.  It has vinyl flooring on the bench part with little grey and peach coloured flowers and the walls are grey and the toilet seat is peach.
The Taj Mahal of outhouses.  And we use a chamber pot at nights.


Have you ever toppled a johnny-on-the-spot. (portable outhouse).  I saw one toppled today on my walk.

[twirl]

never but would if I were not such a chicken
did find a snake in the girl's outhouse at church

have you ever told your husband or whomever you have sex with that you felt a lot worse than you did b/c you did not want to do it

[twirl]

but you reminded me of something
Stasie and I were driving along I 45 and there was a ton of traffic - bumper to bumper
we saw a teenage boy go into the port-a - potty
a few moments later a man goes to the same potty
we are laughing, thinking the door will be locked
well the man opens the door and we see the teenage boy sitting down doing his business
it was so funny
the door to the potty was facing the traffic

[monrein]

innocent  (sex calms me down and keeps my head clear) 


have you ever written a letter to a newspaper?

[TynyWonder]

Innocent (but I have written the headquarters if a company about bad service & got my bill cleared)

Have you ever wished you were a type of animal?  (which animal?) 

[jbeany]

guilty - I want to be my spoiled house cat!

Do you feed your pet "people" food?

[Wallyz]

Have you ever toppled a johnny-on-the-spot. (portable outhouse).  I saw one toppled today on my walk.

Off topic- when I was on a roofing crew, we had aguy who would grab the easiest spot, work slow as heck, was paid more than the other crew members, and was universally despised.  He spent 45 min in  a Johny one morning, and out foreman was pissed enough he got a load strap, put it around the john, tightened it, and then had us topple it with the guy inside.



Pets getting people food- guilty by association.  I am married to my wife who uses the term fur people.


Have you ever put  a pet down and then lied to a child or spouse about it?

[boxman55]

guilty an adopted dashound that would bite everyone around him except the person who's lap he was sitting in. A total wack job

have you ever spent to much money in a casino

[monrein]

innocent

Have you ever spent too much money in a Garden Centre?

[twirl]

that will be a negative, I like weeds
have you ever spent too much at a 99 cent store

* note to Monrein--- that is a store where everything cost 99 cents    ( just joking about you not knowing that, they really do exist)

[monrein]

Innocent  (we call them dollar stores here). 

Have you ever asked your husband to go out and get ingredients for a recipe you just read, but he said flat out no! wait til tomorrow?  LOL

[jbeany]

decidedly innocent - sending my hubby to the store was a lost cause - he could never find anything, and I'd be likely to end up with only half the list of stuff anyhow.

Have you ever made baked goods for someone just so you could lick the bowl?

[boxman55]

innocent but I am gonna!

have you ever just wanted to say WTF

[twirl]

WTF- when all the nurses came up to me and made a circus about me getting the wrong shot
after D patients came over and asked me what was going on and I told them -
I got some disapproving looks from the D staff


when was the last time you saw a movie about a true situation and it haunted you

[TynyWonder]

Probably the movie, The Notebook, it got to me pretty bad (made me cry actually) because I am sure that DOES happen.........sad............


When was the last time you cursed someone out?

[jbeany]

When someone ran me off the road two summers ago.  Their ears would have blistered if they had actually bothered to stop!

One of the indicators of someone who is prone to road rage is the number of bumper stickers on their car.  The more stickers, the more likely they are to experience road rage.

So. . . do you have any bumper stickers?

[twirl]

Texas Aggies, Conroe Tigers, Caney Creek Panthers, Moorhead Panthers

guilty
but I do not get road rage but I seem to cause it

have you ever lied about something done to your vehicle---- like a broken mirror and you said the people were driving so close to you  that you had to hit the mailbox or hit the car

[TynyWonder]

sooooo GUILTY!!!   

Have you ever lied to a kid & told them there WAS a Santa Clause?   (I hated it when I found out there wasn't one!!!!)

[Bajanne]

Innocent - i have this theory that if I tell a child there is a Santa Claus, when he finds out, he will also doubt my assertion that there is a God.  Just my theory.

Have you ever see someone you didn't want to talk to, and dived into a store or something to avoid them?

[okarol]

Guilty.


Have you ever drank too much and said something you wish you hadn't?

[TynyWonder]

ooooohhh soooooo GUILTY!!!!     


Have you ever slept with someone you totally regret now?   

[jbeany]

Innocent.  Not totally, anyhow!

Have you ever wished you could get back with someone you used to date?

[twirl]

I am so there   guilty

have you ever thought what would have been if only you had married that other person