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TynyWonder
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« Reply #1850 on: October 09, 2008, 11:38:40 AM »

Guilty and like they say........it's usually in the last place you look!    :rofl;  That kills me because we all know..........why would we need to look anywhere else, right?


Have you ever speeded up in a parking lot so that you could get that last handicapped parking spot?     :shy;
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I had 3 different catheters from Nov. 06 - Dec. 08
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You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.    I BELIEVE THIS TO BE SOOOOO TRUE!
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« Reply #1851 on: October 09, 2008, 03:00:34 PM »

Knocking over the wheel chairs guilty  ;D

when was the last time you hung up on someone on the phone
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« Reply #1852 on: October 09, 2008, 04:43:47 PM »

Last Week, Someone Taking an Election Poll.

So Yesterday at the Doctors Office, I picked up a Magazine, that had an Article, listed on the front, that I thought, My Husband, The Dialisizor, would like to read. I didn't Read the Article myself or even look at the Mag, but I picked it up " Read Borrowed here, I'm going back to the Doc's " and took it Home to Him to Read. Guess what?
Some Rascal, had Ripped the whole Ariticle, out of the Mag. So my Question is............

Have you ever Ripped an Story or Recipe out of a Mag, in a Waiting Room?
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« Reply #1853 on: October 09, 2008, 07:20:28 PM »

Innocent, but I have asked them to run a copy for me.

Have you ever called in sick to work when you weren't?
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« Reply #1854 on: October 09, 2008, 08:24:15 PM »

guilty--- oh, the good ole days before I was really sick

have you ever hidden a noise making toy from a child---- If I hear that one more time.........
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« Reply #1855 on: October 09, 2008, 09:22:25 PM »

Nope, but I've taken out the batteries.  Tickle me Elmo ceases to be funny after about the 3000th giggle.

Have you ever opened a toy in the store to test it out?
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« Reply #1856 on: October 10, 2008, 08:01:09 AM »

Innocent but I have opened up perfurme to smell it before I decided to buy it or not    :urcrazy;

Have you ever lied about it being your birthday when you went out to eat or clubbin' so you could get all the "benefits"? 
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I have had 2 grafts the last one finally "took"
I had 3 different catheters from Nov. 06 - Dec. 08
Got on the transplant list - Halloween Day 2008

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.    I BELIEVE THIS TO BE SOOOOO TRUE!
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« Reply #1857 on: October 10, 2008, 04:33:25 PM »

damn you can do that... uhh innocent

have you ever gone shopping and then get home and find candy in your kids jacket
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« Reply #1858 on: October 10, 2008, 06:27:49 PM »

guilty only it was pink fingernail polish and Missy was 3
and we took it back to Walmart

have you ever boiled chicken b/c that is the only thing your old, sick dog would eat
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Stopping to smell the bluebonnets

« Reply #1859 on: October 10, 2008, 06:40:48 PM »

Guilty for the most part...

I've boiled chicken for my dogs, but they weren't sick or dying. Then the vet said no more chicken, they're allergic. So no more chicken.

Ever brought home a stray dog or kitten and hoped your parents/husband would let you keep it?
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« Reply #1860 on: October 10, 2008, 07:52:55 PM »

Guilty.

Have you ever ridden a rollercoaster backwards?
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02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
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« Reply #1861 on: October 10, 2008, 08:50:50 PM »

yep....King's Island

When was the last time you threw up from too much to drink?
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« Reply #1862 on: October 10, 2008, 10:02:42 PM »

Guilty 1985 .   BTW I rode backwards at Kings Island too!

Have you ever been to the observation deck of the World Trade Center?
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

• I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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« Reply #1863 on: October 11, 2008, 12:28:10 AM »

no, I have a fear of jumping
have you even been sort of drunk and you have to act like you never had a drink
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« Reply #1864 on: October 11, 2008, 08:07:41 AM »

Guilty every day  ;D

have you ever wanted to drive a big crane
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Stopping to smell the bluebonnets

« Reply #1865 on: October 11, 2008, 08:07:52 AM »

Guilty, went to dialysis a little tipsy.

Ever gotten up super early in the morning, just to enjoy the silence in the house?
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« Reply #1866 on: October 11, 2008, 10:35:12 AM »

Innocent because I just live w/2 cats; therefore, it seems to always be quiet here...............

Have you ever skipped school & NOT got caught?   
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Diagnosed with ESRD-November 2006
I have had 2 fistuals-neither one worked
I have had 2 grafts the last one finally "took"
I had 3 different catheters from Nov. 06 - Dec. 08
Got on the transplant list - Halloween Day 2008

You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who they think can do nothing for them.    I BELIEVE THIS TO BE SOOOOO TRUE!
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« Reply #1867 on: October 11, 2008, 12:06:42 PM »

Guilty.

Have you ever told someone that you were single when you were either married or in a committed relationship?
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« Reply #1868 on: October 11, 2008, 04:27:05 PM »

 Innocent

Have you ever been married and wish you weren't?
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« Reply #1869 on: October 11, 2008, 06:46:48 PM »

innocent

have you ever ate like a pig
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« Reply #1870 on: October 11, 2008, 06:48:54 PM »

 :rofl; guilty of course


Have you ever eaten a healthy meal before a party so you wouldn't eat all the unhealthy finger food thingies?
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
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« Reply #1871 on: October 11, 2008, 07:00:21 PM »

guilty - but only after I started a renal diet!

Have you ever passed off a store-bought dish or dessert as homemade?
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« Reply #1872 on: October 11, 2008, 09:53:10 PM »

guilty but from a catering company

have you ever fibbed about being allergic to something so you would not have to eat it
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Her royal highness Queen Ruth on her throne, RIP

« Reply #1873 on: October 12, 2008, 02:19:32 AM »

Guilty

Have you ever petted a snake?
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06/85 Diagnosed with type 1 Diabetes
10/04 Radical Nephrectomy (Kidney Cancer or renal cell carcinoma)
02/08 Started Hemodialysis
04/08 Started Peritoneal Dialysis (CAPD)
05/08 Started CCPD (my cycler: The little box of alarms)
07/09 AV Fistula and Permacath added, PD catheter removed. PD discontinued and Hemodialysis resumed
08/09 AV Fistula redone higher up on arm, first one did not work
07/11 Mass found on remaining kidney
08/11 Radical Nephrectomy, confirmed that mass was renal cell carcinoma
12/12 Whipple, mass on pancreas confirmed as renal cell carcinoma

• Don't Knock on Death's door; Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that.

• I'm not a complete Idiot -- some parts are missing.
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« Reply #1874 on: October 12, 2008, 08:16:01 AM »

guilty I have also skinned one

have you ever lost a sum of money (over a 100.00)
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Lost lower right leg 5/16/08 due to Diabetes
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