Businessman sues after lap dance injury

[okarol]

Businessman sues after lap dance injury

Wednesday, March 19, 2008
AP 

NEW YORK -- Businessman Stephen Chang is suing over a lap dance.

He claims a stripper swung around and hit him in the face with the heel of her shoe. The securities trader says he suffered what court papers describe as "serious injuries" when the stripper's heel hit him in the eye.

The accident occurred during a paid lap dance last November, at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden in New York City. No comment yet from the club's lawyer.

The club's Web site calls the place the "Playboy Mansion of Manhattan party lofts." Admission costs 50 bucks, lap dances go for around another 40.

  LOSER!

[mysty]

I'm sorry.. I busted out laughing when I read this.. it's too hysterical!

[KR Cincy]

Now wait...is he a loser for suing, or a loser for investing in the career of a promising young modern dancer??

[Meinuk]

He is paying $40.00 per dance?  He deserves to be kicked in the head.

Scores is only $20  (ahem or so I've heard...)

(actually, the best roommate I ever had was a stripper - she worked nights and always had the rent money)

[willieandwinnie]

  Can you say Stupiddddddddddddddd.

[MyssAnne]

And he's gonna sue??? And everyone will KNOW what he does in the evening? I would be sooo embarrassed!!! What gall he has!!!

[Sluff]

The stripper should not have been so careless. Have you ever seen those strippers heels? I hope he sues so bad that the stripper goes back on to the streets and becomes a crack whore.




Come on people I'm just kidding.

[xtrememoosetrax]

  You really had me going for a minute there, Sluff!  I was sitting here all shocked and appalled, thinking "OMG, I can't believe he said that!" and THEN I read the last line of your post.  Yep, you sucked me right in with that one . . .    .  Of course I know better than to think that our sweet Sluffbunny would ever say something like that . . .  Silly me. 

[Sluff]

  

[Chris]

I heard about this on the radio while I was still trying to get up from sleep (eventually went back to sleep and ended up rushing to school). Thought it was a joke because it is a comedy morning radio program.You pay $50 to get in and, what was it, $40 for a dance, what business sense is that, was he a D student in economics?