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willieandwinnie
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« on: March 20, 2008, 04:57:28 AM »

Get a calculator ready!

YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT 

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but  Your waiter may know! 

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH 

DON'T CHEAT  BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! 

It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read.  Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to Go out to eat.  (more than once but less than 10) 

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold) 

3. Add 5 

4. Multiply it by 50 

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...  If you haven't, add 1757. 

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. 

You should have a three digit number 

The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times You want to go out to restaurants in a week.) 

The next two numbers are 

YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!) 

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 05:04:46 AM »

Worked right on the button, how come only this year?
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 08:53:34 AM »

Holy Moly  :o How'd they do that?
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 09:45:34 AM »

It's math - that's all I know!  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 11:10:28 AM »

THIS IS SO MUCH MUCH FUN!!  I'M GOING TO TRY IT AGAIN!!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 12:49:22 PM »

Very cool.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 05:40:51 PM »

nifty
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2008, 07:52:27 AM »

excuse me... why didn't it come up with 21?!! Why did it have to come up with 37?? I mean come on!!!!

I am 21 I swear...

really....

you guys believe me right???

guys???

hello?

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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2008, 07:55:27 AM »

Whatever you say RichardMEL  :rofl; I belive you.  ;)
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2008, 03:55:56 PM »

you'd think some people would have better things to do.......but it did work. trying to figure out why will just give me a headache.
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2008, 08:02:47 PM »

pretty cool.
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2008, 02:06:16 PM »

Yep it works, Pretty slick.
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