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« on: March 15, 2008, 06:12:28 PM »

 
Thought for the day

 
Handle every stressful situation like a dog --   
If you can't eat it or hump it,   
Piss on it and walk away.
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2008, 06:51:26 PM »

 :rofl; :rofl;

I have had days like that!
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2008, 07:09:59 PM »

Hands down the best advice I've heard in a long time!  :rofl;  :clap;  :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2008, 08:54:47 PM »

That, my dear, is a very good thought. :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;

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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2008, 12:40:48 AM »

Thanks for starting my day with a laugh Petey  :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2008, 03:17:27 AM »

 :rofl; Good one petey. That looks like my puppy Willie.  :clap;
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« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2008, 04:21:01 AM »

Hey, you guys!!!

Petey, that was great! :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :clap;

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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2008, 05:14:35 AM »

 :thumbup; :thumbup; :thumbup;
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2008, 05:36:34 AM »

Great advice.  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2008, 07:49:04 AM »

Great advice petey!!  :clap; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2008, 08:10:50 AM »

If only !!!! :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :clap; :clap; :clap;
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2008, 10:04:39 AM »

That's a good thought but a lot of people on this site can't piss.   :lol;
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2008, 10:32:34 AM »

That's a good thought but a lot of people on this site can't piss.   :lol;

but perhaps with the help of a friend?  :cuddle;
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« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2008, 10:33:49 AM »

So much wisdoms......also included the piss part. :rofl;
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2008, 10:20:09 AM »

Petey - thanks for my laugh outloud for the day (and I'm at work peaking at the board!!!)..

Hugs

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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2008, 11:00:00 AM »

 :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2008, 11:25:25 AM »

 :clap; :clap;   :2thumbsup; :2thumbsup;   :rofl; :rofl;  You made my day! I know, that's sad, isn't it?  ::)
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