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Mimi
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« on: March 01, 2008, 02:28:20 PM »
Where can a man buy a cap for his knee,
Or the key to a lock of his hair?
 

Can his eyes be called an academy
Because there are pupils there?



Is the crown of your head where jewels are found?
Who travels the bridge of your nose?
 


If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth,
Would you use the nails on your toes?



Can you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand,
Or beat on the drum of your ear?
Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Then why not grow corn on the ear?



Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?
If so, just what did he do?
How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
I'll be darned if I know - do you?
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 02:38:05 PM »
Are you alright Mimi?  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2008, 03:12:12 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2008, 07:09:17 PM »
Quote from: Sluff on March 01, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
Are you alright Mimi? ;)
She's just fine. I saw her playing with the ball of her foot.  :bandance;
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2008, 11:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Romona on March 01, 2008, 07:09:17 PM
Quote from: Sluff on March 01, 2008, 02:38:05 PM
Are you alright Mimi? ;)
She's just fine. I saw her playing with the ball of her foot.  :bandance;


 :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2008, 11:35:05 PM »
 :rofl;
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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2008, 01:24:17 PM »
She was sharpening those shoulder blades last time I saw her...
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 04:01:57 AM »
Quote from: kitkatz on March 02, 2008, 01:24:17 PM
She was sharpening those shoulder blades last time I saw her...
:2thumbsup;
Nice!
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 05:28:44 AM »
Good ones Mimi  :rofl;
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 08:11:07 AM »
Now my sides are 'splitting' with laughter ..or have i just laughed my head 'off'? :rofl;
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OH NO!!! I have Furniture Disease as well ! My chest has dropped into my drawers !
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2008, 08:39:45 AM »
I love it how these posts start with one person being silly  :urcrazy; and everyone else joins in
You guys are too much  :rofl;
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To all of my kidney brothers and sisters who have left too soon -
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night.  I miss you like hell.  ~Edna St Vincent Millay
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