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« on: February 11, 2008, 02:05:57 PM »
I saw a chicken with a capon.

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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2008, 03:22:23 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2008, 05:33:19 PM »
Bad Kitty.  :)
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« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2008, 04:55:10 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2008, 06:29:07 AM »
My daughter in Wisconsin said she had 13 inches of snow. She also said she could tell how cold it was by how much her feet got numb between the buildings at school.   Now that is cold!
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« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2008, 06:07:09 PM »
She must go to school close to where my brother went...he used to talk about the inches of snowfall on top of the several FEET already on the ground. (He now lives in Tucson, go figure!)
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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2008, 07:34:54 AM »
typical colorado. it was 65 here yesterday, 20 today with snow. figure that one.
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« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2008, 07:27:10 PM »
OMG I am so slow, it took me like a minute to get this joke.
Too many  :beer1;
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2008, 07:35:16 PM »
am i missing something?  :urcrazy;
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« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2008, 10:54:41 PM »
Quote from: oswald on February 14, 2008, 07:35:16 PM
am i missing something?  :urcrazy;
Capon (type of chicken) cape on (cold) - get it now??  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2008, 02:06:10 PM »
you know i must be really freakin stupid,  ???  :banghead;  because i don't have any idea what your talking about.
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2008, 02:19:57 PM »
Hey, don't feel bad oswald. I had to look up capon and got this: "A capon is a cockerel (a male chicken) whose reproductive organs were removed at a young age. Typically, the castration is performed when the chicken is between 6 and 20 weeks old." Then I was thinking... "Oh... that's why it's so cold...?"
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2008, 02:43:00 PM »
allright, so it's cold because the chicken don't have genitals.  hmmmm, yeah i get it.   ha   :urcrazy;
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« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2008, 03:14:52 AM »
I saw a brass monkey looking for a welding kit!
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« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2008, 04:10:17 AM »
Awright, I got the Chicken with the Cap On, but the brass monkey looking for a welding kit???  :-\
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« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2008, 05:33:17 AM »
Weather is crazy, here in mass it is near 60 and very windy, tomorrow will be back to the cold.
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 06:18:05 AM »
Same here bolta72. 9 in the morning and it's 65. Tomorrow cold. I'm ready for spring. Damn that little groundhog.  :boxing;
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« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2008, 06:54:29 AM »
You know, I've never really understood that Punxsutawney Phil thing.  So if he sees his shadow, there's supposedly six more weeks of winter.  But if he doesn't see his shadow, what???   ???    Isn't there still about 6 more weeks of winter?  We usually start experiencing signs of spring sometime around the middle of March around where I live (NW Illinois).  Either way, hubby and I are on our way to California this weekend for about 10 days in the Palm Springs area.  I've had enough of all this cold and snow and I've been hibernating much too long.  I'm anxious for warmer weather and the chance to not have to bundle up when I go outside.

Sunshine and palm trees ... I can't wait!   :yahoo;

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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2008, 01:33:56 PM »
Have Fun, now I am jealous
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« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2008, 01:47:02 PM »
Oswald, don't feel bad...I didn't get the chicken thing or the brass monkey thing either.  Even with the explanations, I'm still not getting it.  I'm not a blonde, so it must be senility -- Damn! and I'm only 45.  I have heard, however, that the mind is the first thing to go.

Near the coast of North Carolina, it's 68 degrees today and a little windy.  It's supposed to be colder tomorrow (in the mid- to upper 50's).  In my part of the state, we haven't seen snow in about five years -- not even a flake.  We did get about two inches of rain early this morning -- 3 a.m. to about 8     8)).
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« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2008, 04:09:01 PM »
Quote from: MiSSis on February 18, 2008, 06:54:29 AM
You know, I've never really understood that Punxsutawney Phil thing.  So if he sees his shadow, there's supposedly six more weeks of winter.  But if he doesn't see his shadow, what???   ???    Isn't there still about 6 more weeks of winter?  We usually start experiencing signs of spring sometime around the middle of March around where I live (NW Illinois).  Either way, hubby and I are on our way to California this weekend for about 10 days in the Palm Springs area.  I've had enough of all this cold and snow and I've been hibernating much too long.  I'm anxious for warmer weather and the chance to not have to bundle up when I go outside.

Sunshine and palm trees ... I can't wait!   :yahoo;


Being from Pennsylvania, and near Punxy, I defend Phil. Its a Pennsylvania thing  :2thumbsup;  ;D
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« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2008, 07:53:10 PM »
It was so cold here today that when I tried to open the back door of the car to get the ice scraper out, it was frozen shut.  I yanked at to get it open, and only succeeded in wedging some ice in the the small crack I had wedged open.  Then I couldn't get the door to either open OR close.  I drove the hour to my doctor's appointment with a persistent  ;musicalnote; Bing,  ;musicalnote; Bing! to warn me that the door was ajar.   :banghead;
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« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2008, 07:59:58 PM »
Quote from: bolta72 on February 18, 2008, 05:33:17 AM
Weather is crazy, here in mass it is near 60 and very windy, tomorrow will be back to the cold.

I lived in western Mass for 4 years. One day we had snow falling, the next day it was 65.  :banghead;
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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2008, 08:36:36 PM »
Quote from: jbeany on February 18, 2008, 07:53:10 PM
...with a persistent  ;musicalnote; Bing,  ;musicalnote; Bing! to warn me that the door was ajar.   :banghead;

It's not a door, it's ajar!

(I know, stupid...okay Ro, this is alene writing, I'll take responsibility)
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« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2008, 08:10:25 PM »
Quote from: aharris2 on February 18, 2008, 08:36:36 PM
Quote from: jbeany on February 18, 2008, 07:53:10 PM
...with a persistent  ;musicalnote; Bing,  ;musicalnote; Bing! to warn me that the door was ajar.   :banghead;

It's not a door, it's ajar!

(I know, stupid...okay Ro, this is alene writing, I'll take responsibility)

First, good job JB you made it. Determination at work.

and  :rofl; aharris  :2thumbsup;

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