WHAT? Oh, of course, you're not the one in pain, you idiot. Why should you care if I'm miserable? And yes, of course, it makes soooooooo much more sense to leave it until it's an emergency, and I'll have to scramble to find a doctor who can insert it, a family member who can drop everything and take me (they don't have lives or jobs, ya know - it's all about me!!!), and a nurse who can train us how to use it all at the last possible second. Better yet, let's have it clot off on a Saturday night, right before dialysis, and then I can go 2 or 3 days without any treatment, because that ALWAYS makes me feel so lovely and chipper.