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« Reply #175 on: September 29, 2007, 12:31:43 PM »
Quote from: Sluff on September 28, 2007, 07:26:49 AM
Those are funny Hawkeye. Cute too but don't tell anyone I said that.  :oops; did I type that out loud?  ;)

If it wasn't for that last one I wouldn't have posted it.  I have a cat that does that.
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WOO HOO NEW KIDNEY PEEING !!!(Transplant 23/10/07)
« Reply #176 on: September 30, 2007, 04:03:27 AM »
Bit worried this error just came up on my computer lol :rofl;




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ABO Incompatible Transplant from my loving Partner 23/10/07
after over four years on the D Machine 

                                                                                                                  
Dialysis Sucks and Transplants Don't.................So Far Anyway !!!!!
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« Reply #177 on: September 30, 2007, 04:27:18 AM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #178 on: September 30, 2007, 01:59:15 PM »
Toooo funny!  :rofl;
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« Reply #179 on: October 05, 2007, 10:58:55 AM »
TRIP TO THE LUMBER YARD
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« Reply #180 on: October 05, 2007, 12:43:31 PM »
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He is the love of my life......
« Reply #181 on: October 05, 2007, 01:33:54 PM »
LMFAO@ssticker  :rofl; now you got it ;)
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Photo is Jenna - after Disneyland - 1988

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« Reply #182 on: October 25, 2007, 04:06:15 PM »

How to tell if your feet stink...
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
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« Reply #183 on: October 25, 2007, 04:11:37 PM »
That is too damn cute (and oh so true) lol,   :clap;
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« Reply #184 on: October 25, 2007, 04:30:48 PM »

Lapper!
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #185 on: October 25, 2007, 08:50:34 PM »

Please proofread your child's homework!!

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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #186 on: October 25, 2007, 11:58:48 PM »
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Nov. 1979 - Diagnosed with glomerulonephritis of unknown origin by Dr. Robert
                  Hickman
Dec. 1979 - Diagnosed with Viral Pneumonia
Late Dec. 1979 - Emergency surgery to place a Scribner Shunt in left arm for dialysis
Jan. 1980 - Start hemodialysis until recovered from viral pneumonia
Feb. 27, 1980 - Receive 5 antigen living related transplant from father
Mar. 3, 1987 - PTH removed and part of one placed in left arm.  Fistula also placed in right arm.
Sept. 1988 - Start hemodialysis
Feb. 4, 1989 - Receive 6 antigen perfect match cadaveric transplant
Jan. 1994 - Return to hemodialysis
Oct. 18, 1996 - Receive 6 antigen perfect match cadaveric transplant
Nov. 22, 1996 - Emergency surgery to repair aneurysm to artery in kidney
Dec. 20, 1996 - Emergency surgery to repair aneurysm.  Kidney removed due to infection which has spread down right leg to abt mid thigh.
Apr. 1997 - Arterial bypass surgery to restore arterial blood flow to right leg
July 29, 1998 - Receive 6 antigen perfect match cadaveric transplant
Sept. 6, 2002 - Return to hemodialysis
Dec. 7, 2002 Sm. intestine ruptures while home alone. Still conscious upon arrival at hospital.
Dec. 8. 2002 - Surgery to repair ruptured bowel.  The prognosis is not good.  Surgeon tells family to prepare for the worse.  Spend a week in a coma and 3 months in hospital.  Takes abt a year and a half to completely recover.
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« Reply #187 on: October 28, 2007, 07:44:22 PM »
How do you take an elephant out of the water?












Wet!


Heheheheheheheh!
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #188 on: October 28, 2007, 08:16:44 PM »
a lime helmet for your cat

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila


 
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Home Hemo  18 months
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Royal Prince Alfred Sydney Australia

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« Reply #189 on: October 29, 2007, 06:22:09 AM »
Quote from: charee on October 28, 2007, 08:16:44 PM
a lime helmet for your cat

I have seen this pic before on another site.  It's too funny.
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« Reply #190 on: November 04, 2007, 08:12:59 PM »
from my sister...  ???
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
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She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #191 on: November 04, 2007, 08:26:33 PM »
If other companies acted like NASCAR, would we get products like.......................
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Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
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« Reply #192 on: November 06, 2007, 02:32:11 PM »
Need assistance?
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #193 on: November 06, 2007, 08:37:05 PM »
IS THIS WHAT WE HAVE TO LOOK
 FORWARD TO...... 
      A  Biker and His Babe 
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« Reply #194 on: November 07, 2007, 03:33:20 AM »
I'll bet if she leans forward a bit too far the whole wagon will tip. Careful Biker Babe.. :rofl;
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« Reply #195 on: November 07, 2007, 06:47:43 AM »
Nothin' sexier than a chick hangin' on the back of her man's bike!!!

Here's a few guesses as to where they are going:

-the pharmacy for his heart pills
-Old Country Buffet for the early bird dinner special (it's 3:30 already!)
-Granny Ho's senior citizen strip and swinger's club to get their freak on

<shivers at that last one>
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« Reply #196 on: November 07, 2007, 09:50:22 AM »
Quote from: KR Cincy on November 07, 2007, 06:47:43 AM
Nothin' sexier than a chick hangin' on the back of her man's bike!!!

Here's a few guesses as to where they are going:

-the pharmacy for his heart pills
-Old Country Buffet for the early bird dinner special (it's 3:30 already!)
-Granny Ho's senior citizen strip and swinger's club to get their freak on

<shivers at that last one>

 :rofl;  When i first seen this pic i thought of me and my hubby in 40 years (i can dream cant i)
then i read this post and, yep, we'd probably be hittin' all three of them spots, lol, definetly need them heart pills before hittin' Granny Ho's  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #197 on: November 07, 2007, 11:25:10 AM »
Yeah, Granny Ho's isn't for the weak of heart or spirit...but puttin' on the ol' feed bag at the buffet before hand is probably a good idea. Got to keep your strength up, don't ya' know   ;D
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« Reply #198 on: November 07, 2007, 11:35:22 AM »
Are those the grandkids in the trailer??
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #199 on: November 08, 2007, 12:15:27 PM »
ESPN: proof that as long as there is color, movement, and a score, men will watch it.
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