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« on: January 03, 2008, 04:26:54 PM »
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom  :wine;, in beer there is freedom  :beer1;, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria  found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, Whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Therefore: Water = Poop,     Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.  :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 04:35:54 PM »
Thanks.... bottoms up  :wine; :wine; :wine;
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 04:36:51 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 04:37:15 PM »
Also ....Fish have sex in water   :-*
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 04:44:02 PM »
Quote from: Katonsdad on January 03, 2008, 04:37:15 PM
Also ....Fish have sex in water � :-*

Thanks for the visual................where's my wine! :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 05:54:00 PM »
Not only that, just think of those people upstream who just took a bath!
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 06:25:33 PM »
Quote from: Joe Paul on January 03, 2008, 05:54:00 PM
Not only that, just think of those people upstream who just took a bath!

I don't even want to know who lives upstream from me.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2008, 10:55:19 PM »
Oh my goodness, now I know what's wrong with me.  I drink water all the time....... :rofl;

 :beer1;

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« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2008, 04:49:41 PM »
wooohooo good news.  bottoms up \-/  \-/.    :beer1;
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« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2008, 08:26:05 PM »
 :wine; *hic*
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2008, 09:05:18 PM »
 :wine; :wine; :wine; :wine;
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