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« on: October 24, 2007, 04:19:42 PM »

Well, you don't see something like this every day

Wed Oct 24, 11:30 AM ET
 
An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.

Police in Western Australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, south of the state capital, Perth.

The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the Peel district of Western Australia said in a statement.

The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071024/od_nm/cans_dc_1;_ylt=AvXZXspYeszR6GVHcX5uCyME1vAI

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 :secret; Those Aussies are a fun bunch!
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2007, 04:27:42 PM »

go aussies go  ;D

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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 05:30:15 PM »

OK, Who was the idiot who complained? :urcrazy; :rofl;
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2007, 05:30:38 PM »

Daaaaaaaaaayum, i need to party with you all  :beer1;
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2007, 05:36:47 PM »

HOLY CRAP...it really IS Oz!!!!!!!!
Looking forward to Amanda's take on this!!   :rofl;
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 03:10:44 AM »

Foster's 24 oz cans ya baby...Boxman
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 03:16:13 AM »



I told you Aussie girls know how to party!   :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 04:41:47 AM »

 :secret; I think amanda was the bar maid.... :lol;
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 08:24:08 AM »

Can I re-cycle the beer cans and oh yes I need a spoon for my ice cream. :rofl;
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 09:14:28 AM »

"The woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offenses," in breach of hotel licensing laws."  There is actually a law against crushing a beer can between ones breasts?  Wow... some legislators have much too much time on their hands.
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 09:20:02 AM »

Are you sure this wasn't in Vegas?  I am not naming names--you know who you are! :rofl;
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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 02:42:38 PM »

Go Aussies Go....  :lol;
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 07:44:36 PM »

:secret; I think Amanda was the bar maid.... :lol;

how did you know?? must of been..... ah nevermind..

now i know where the saying Tough titties come from!  ;D

But i have seen people do much crazier things with body parts.  :o ;)
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2007, 06:51:42 AM »

There's a very well known entertainer in Benidorm, Spain called 'Sticky Vicki' who does the following tricks on stage with her vagina.

Pulls out endless streams of ribbons as a magician would pull from a hat.
Illuminates light bulbs
Opens beer bottles.

I wouldn't have believed it but my brother-in-law and his wife have seen her act many times.
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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 07:19:12 PM »

 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2007, 12:21:27 PM »

Wait...the subject says: Well, you don't SEE something like this every day

Well, I still haven't seen it...I've read about it, but I'd really REALLY like to see it   ;D

Will patiently await photographic evidence...
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« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2007, 10:04:50 AM »

Wait...the subject says: Well, you don't SEE something like this every day

Well, I still haven't seen it...I've read about it, but I'd really REALLY like to see it   ;D

Will patiently await photographic evidence...


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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2007, 10:09:56 AM »

Wow Ken...I'm at once excited and terrified!  ;D
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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 12:10:01 PM »

Wow, you really can find everything on the internet! Even though the video quality sucked, it was still kind of disgusting, yet intriguing!   :P
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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2007, 04:40:46 PM »

Looks like I missed something odd yet intriguing. There's an old saying about that, yet can'tthink of it right now.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
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« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2007, 07:06:49 PM »

Looks like I missed something odd yet intriguing. There's an old saying about that, yet can'tthink of it right now.

Don't worry, you didn't miss much. You could barely make out the video it was so bad!
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« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2007, 07:42:39 PM »

Well we men see what we want to see, just have to strain the brain to focus the eyes to see what we think we should see :rofl; :rofl;
Oh well didn't see it, won't miss it.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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