Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Hey, how did I turn out to be a bad Lady??    Lady Romona wanted a new wardrobe too.  (Can you hear me whining?)   Remember, I am a loyal subject--I think I got a bum deal!  Maybe we do need a revolution   I am beginning to understand why people fled to the colonies.          Ladies, shall we unite?     Gentleman, what say you? Your Ladies in Waiting want respect and dignity!

Sorry I gave you some bad press Paris but you did spend all my doe. But please no more talk of revolution
you are all respected and noble ladies of the court. Me and Sluff enjoyed the porridge by the way.

[paris]

Hmmmmmm----me thinks it is time for the duel--men in skirts, that's what we want!!!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Hmmmmmm----me thinks it is time for the duel--men in skirts, that's what we want!!!

Oh not again. How about we just wear skirts?........and camisole tops

[goofynina]

BRAVO KEN  BRAVO     That was awesome, i laughed all the way through and then.........WTF?? Oh hell no, you did not take away my title, BEWARE PRINCESS ANGELA, I will get my title back and i will do anything, ANYTHING I SAY to get it back.        You have been warned   

[Sluff]

BRAVO KEN  BRAVO     That was awesome, i laughed all the way through and then.........WTF?? Oh hell no, you did not take away my title, BEWARE PRINCESS ANGELA, I will get my title back and i will do anything, ANYTHING I SAY to get it back.        You have been warned   

Anything?

[paris]

Lord and Master Kinky Ken, that was a lovely report of the porridge romp.  You must be exhausted from all that reporting.   (Can you tell that I am trying to get back in good graces with Ken?)     I have been telling my daughter, Beth (she'll be in Vegas) about our kingdom.  I read posts out loud to her and we both are in hysterics.  She is a theater geek, so she loves all our drama.  Two nights ago she had a dream about all of us---maybe I am talking about it too much!! 


And about the duel----how about the kind with horses and long spears or whatever they are called.  Horses, sweaty men and someone being spreared--now that sounds like fun.    Maybe out at Windsor Castle, since we have trashed the Tower of London with the porridge fest.

[Romona]

Even negative publicity is publicity. Miss Paris and I have been asked to host a new reality show. It is called "Men In Skirts and the Women Who Love Them". It will feature men who think they are Royality and the women who put them in their place. Sort of a Nanny911. Of course there is a Dame that gives these guys a run for their money. There is also a "princess" to put a twist in the plot. I'm not sure when it will air, but I told them not on Tuesdays because I have "bowling". 

[thegrammalady]

can a tired, if not sticky lady just get a cup of tea and a bit of port   

[goofynina]

can a tired, if not sticky lady just get a cup of tea and a bit of port   

HELL NO!!!  Especially after the little remark you made about the Raider/Bronco game    But we wont discuss that topic here now will we??      But i guess i can feed you some crumbs and a sip of water, if i must, you know, i am the Queen and i really dont have to do it but out of the kindness of my heart i am going to bend this ONCE, so dont get used to it, you, you, Bronco fan you....

  of course you can have tea and a bit of port, i need to play the role ya know    i luvz ya grammalady

[thegrammalady]

now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........

[goofynina]

now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........

and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa 

[Sluff]

now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........

and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa 

geeezzz you are scaring me dam dame!

[thegrammalady]

now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........

and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa 

geeezzz you are scaring me dam dame!

you're scared,  you....... i expect you and ken to protect me, kilts and all and of course provide tea

[okarol]

 

[glitter]

Oh MY Gosh!!!!!!!!!! I just read this thread for the first time!! I haven't laughed this hard in ages and ages- you crazy people crack me up !!!! and 'Back boobs' and all are shaking!!! LOL


 

[paris]

Glitter, welcome to our royal family!  I think from all the inbreeding, we are all a little batty!  But we are having such a good time.  I am sure many don't read this thread because they aren't British on dialysis----but it hasn't stopped some of us.  Be good to Damn Dame Goofynina--she rules!   (of course, we let sexy Sluff and kinky Ken thing they do) 

Okarol , LOVE the cartoon

Romona, I think the reality show is a marvelous idea!  Thanks for letting me co-host.  You will be the cute perky one, I'll be the not perky one (remember the melon issue?).   I think it should show right before "MEN IN TREES".  That would tie in nicely.  Or maybe--"Men in skirts in trees"    We will be on the ground reporting!

[Romona]

At least someone will get us a new waredrobe!

[paris]

Could someone please get grammalady her tea and crumpets?  Where is the cook, butler, someone who can get the silver tea set and serve this tired, sticky woman her tea?!  In the meantime, grammalady, have one of these    You just can't get good help in these drafty old castles.  Heads are going to roll!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Lord and Master Kinky Ken, that was a lovely report of the porridge romp.  You must be exhausted from all that reporting.   (Can you tell that I am trying to get back in good graces with Ken?)     I have been telling my daughter, Beth (she'll be in Vegas) about our kingdom.  I read posts out loud to her and we both are in hysterics.  She is a theater geek, so she loves all our drama.  Two nights ago she had a dream about all of us---maybe I am talking about it too much!! 


And about the duel----how about the kind with horses and long spears or whatever they are called.  Horses, sweaty men and someone being spreared--now that sounds like fun.    Maybe out at Windsor Castle, since we have trashed the Tower of London with the porridge fest.

For your kind compliment above I forgive thee for my current status of bankruptsy. 

Lady Paris regarding the  duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

now be nice.......the tower has a history of lost heads.........

and who do you think ordered those heads?? Muahahahahahahaaaa 

geeezzz you are scaring me dam dame!

you're scared,  you....... i expect you and ken to protect me, kilts and all and of course provide tea

We'll protect you but you've got to stop drinking all that tea. Jeeeez the gas!!!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Viscount Sluff...did you hear that...did the Damn Dame just call herself...QUEEN?

Methinks some of our ladies getteth ideas above their stations. I say they be thrown into  the dungeons where they will be forced to dresseth in leather attire, shackle us in chains and beat us incessantly with Rhino Whips......There ladies,...now let that be a lesson to you all!!!! 

[Romona]

For your kind compliment above I forgive thee for my current status of bankruptsy.

Lady Paris regarding the duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!

Ooohhhhhhhhhhh pleeaasee..........Ken you are so dramatic. We'll bring pints with us (of blood). We'll tranfuse you and you'll be good as new.
As far as the leather, that is what I wear everyday. I'll pick my outfit up from the cleaners on my back from church. 



EDITED: Fixed quote error - Sluff/ Admin

[Ken Shelmerdine]

For your kind compliment above I forgive thee for my current status of bankruptsy.

Lady Paris regarding the duel. Problem is is that there aren't enough men posting to this thread for this kind of contest and besides your talking about spears and stuff. Spears can hurt, spill blood....MY BLOOD!!!! Besides me and the Mighty Weaponed one will need some kilnd of protection for the contents of our kilts!

Ooohhhhhhhhhhh pleeaasee..........Ken you are so dramatic. We'll bring pints with us (of blood). We'll tranfuse you and you'll be good as new.
As far as the leather, that is what I wear everyday. I'll pick my outfit up from the cleaners on my back from church. 



EDITED: Fixed quote error - Sluff/ Admin

Don't forget the whip!

[paris]

It is so nice to wake up in this kingdom   Leather?  Ahh man, I really don't look good in leather.  Although black is slimming   Two men with a royal court of only females---why should these men complain about anything?  They should be very protective of these lovely ladies and be thrilled to be surrounded by such grace and beauty

[Romona]

I can't remember what I did with my whips. I think I lent them to someone. 
It was Paris, Goofynina......................... I remember Sluff borrowed them for his weekend of frolic.
Sluff can I have them back?