Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[Romona]

I beg your forgiveness Ken, I just want a tiara!
And one for Paris too!

[Sluff]

ahh then I must admit I would be up to a dual with the Master shelmerdine. You pick the place and the time, and I shall reveal my  mighty sword.

[goofynina]

ahh then I must admit I would be up to a dual with the Master shelmerdine. You pick the place and the time, and I shall reveal my mighty sword.

OH YIKES!!!  Court Jester is threatening to whip out his sword     Oh damn, this is getting good, better than any porno I..................oh, ummm, i mean, better than any movie i have seen     

[paris]

Lord have mercy!   Revealing what??? I think this thread took a wrong turn somewhere!   I have been named a "Lady" so I will try to act accordingly---

[goofynina]

Lord have mercy!   Revealing what??? I think this thread took a wrong turn somewhere!   I have been named a "Lady" so I will try to act accordingly---

Awww girlfriend, even Ladies got to have some fun too  

[Romona]

Do we have to act Lady like? What fun is that?
I'm with Goofynina. I'll bring a camera. 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

ahh then I must admit I would be up to a dual with the Master shelmerdine. You pick the place and the time, and I shall reveal my  mighty sword.

  How dare you, a humble court jester challenge the Lord of the Court. I can't do a dual! I might die!.. you..
you....you.... have a bigger weapon than me (and a mighty sword too) OMG.... I'm a coward....don't hurt me.

Sluff, Jester, Viscount! call yourself anything you bloody well want, please do not unsheath thy mighty weapon (safe swordplay and all that) against my person. My loyal noble ladies, save me from this scoundrel who doth plainly plotteth againsteth me.......

Wait a minute, are there any more of you thinking this way.....OMG.... this court has only existed 3 weeks and already there's a CONSPIRICY to overthrow me.  Oh what have I got myself into?

Have your dual with the Damn Dame, she said we should call you Jester. 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I beg your forgiveness Ken, I just want a tiara!
And one for Paris too!

You will both get your tiaras when I've quashed this up rising.

[Sluff]

   I can not allow myself to be stripped of a title, without a battle. I will accept a more noble title from your Lordship or the Damn Dame, and I will remaineth loyal to my superiors.

[Romona]

Sluff, what are you offering? Ken is offering two tiaras. Do I hear three tiaras and two designer wardrobes? Paris and I need to look good when we frolic. 

[goofynina]

Have your dual with the Damn Dame, she said we should call you Jester. 

Woah Woah Woah WOAH!!!  Now i suggested it, but you officialized it (is that even a word) lol,  Court Jester, i demand that you unhand Lord Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle  and head back to your quarters or to the Lion's Den with you (wait, is that even in the same era?)    Damn, i wish i would've listened instead of slept in History 

[Romona]

Loin's Den that is where the male strippers are? 
I am sorry I re-read it, you said Lion's Den.
Let's tailgate at the duel. How much beer do we need? 

Well, you do know we do need to keep our protein up   Who's gonna BBQ?   BETS, BETS, PLACE YOUR BETS, (dont forget the lawn chairs Romona)  Paris, can you make  a salad, we are going to see some ass whoopin' tonight    

[paris]

I am crying from laughing so hard!   I have been reading this outloud to my daughter and we are both in hysterics!  Romona, thanks for watching out for me--tiara and new wardrobe sounds lovely.   And I will bring the salad-does it have to be renal friendly?   Will the duel be held at the Tower of London?  Maybe where Anne Boleyn lost her head?  That is a nice open area.  It could be hard to BBQ there, so maybe Lord Ken can give us a good dueling place.  What does one wear to a duel?  Will there be blood?    Remember Ken and Sluff, no kidney !!

[Sluff]

I failed history too. LOL I'm making this stuff up as we go...hehe


Dame goofynina trust me you do not want a dissatisfied Jester on your hands.  If it is a Jester that be mine destiny than that it will be but I will work my way up the ranks...I will be VICTORIOUS someday. 

[thegrammalady]

duel   duel   does this mean tea will be late ??  maybe we should skip tea and go straight to the pub? 

[okarol]

I beg your forgiveness Ken, I just want a tiara!
And one for Paris too!

You will both get your tiaras when I've quashed this up rising.

So spake he, and they readily hearkened to him and obeyed.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

 I can not allow myself to be stripped of a title, without a battle. I will accept a more noble title from your Lordship or the Damn Dame, and I will remaineth loyal to my superiors.

OK. OK. your a Viscount again.

You  will be known as Viscount Sluff and his Mighty Weapon. So there'll be no more talk of duals thank you very much and Ladies you can all stop baying for blood cause it would be my blood  !!!!

Romona,  Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!!

I shall have to consider very seriously about the tiaras. New wardrobes?? jeez.  

[Sluff]

Thank you Lord Shelmerdine, explain my duties and I shall be most Loyal to my superiors. 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Thank you Lord Shelmerdine, explain my duties and I shall be most Loyal to my superiors. 

You and your Mighty Weapon are most welcome Viscount. Your duties shall be to continue your excellent administration of IHD and continue to post humourous messages to this thread but above all you must undertake never again to  challenge the Lord of the Court of Kenneth either with your mighty weapon or your big sword.... or both, on pain of banishment from the court and forced hard labour in a brothel of your own choosing.

[Romona]

  I guess the duel is off!
We're still tailgating though.

[thegrammalady]

Romona,  Paris and the Grammalady I'm most disappointed in you both. Your Lord of the Court was in mortal danger and all you 3 could think of was beer, lawn chairs, male strippers and whooping it up!!

of course, what fun would life be without, beer, lawn chairs and male strippers!! bring it on!!!!     (and you're worried about a little blood)

[goofynina]

I guess the duel is off!
We're still tailgating though.

BAH!!!  What beith this?? No Duel??  Now us ladies of the court have prepared this feast to enjoy as we speculate a DUEL of some sort, and dammit, that is what we are going to see,  How does thee Lord Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle and Court Jester Sluff feel about wrestling??    in some mud    

[Romona]

Yeah, That's the ticket!

[Ken Shelmerdine]

I guess the duel is off!
We're still tailgating though.

BAH!!!  What beith this?? No Duel??  Now us ladies of the court have prepared this feast to enjoy as we speculate a DUEL of some sort, and dammit, that is what we are going to see,  How does thee Lord Kenneth Shelmerdinizzle and Court Jester Sluff feel about wrestling??    in some mud    

Thy traitors. Though dust putteth thy Lord under much pressure. Do you really want me to infect my exit site???
Now behave yourself!

[goofynina]

Exit Site Shmexit Site, WE WANT A DUEL! WE WANT A DUEL! (pass me another beer please) WE WANT A DUEL!