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« Reply #1000 on: February 14, 2009, 12:24:41 PM »
That would be so cool. But Sir Ken took my credit card so I can't go.  :'(
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« Reply #1001 on: February 14, 2009, 01:51:10 PM »
However, Romona I picked Ken's pocket last time he was giving out titles and tiaras.  I have his credit cards and ID.  Let's go shopping.


I shall purchase one of these and update my tiara to a crown!
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1002 on: February 14, 2009, 03:17:51 PM »
Beautiful. Now you need matching earrings.  :clap;
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« Reply #1003 on: February 14, 2009, 03:53:51 PM »
Will these do?
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1004 on: February 14, 2009, 04:46:47 PM »
Those are lovely but may I take the liberty of recommending platinum...yellow gold is so plebeian and we do, after all is said and done, have standards to maintain.
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« Reply #1005 on: February 14, 2009, 05:31:02 PM »
Do these meet with your approval Madame?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1006 on: February 14, 2009, 06:30:10 PM »
Oh, I guess those will do. You will look fabulous as always! :bow;
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« Reply #1007 on: February 14, 2009, 06:32:08 PM »
Indeed they do Lady Kitkatz and may I compliment you on the round rocks which so charmingly echo the lower band of the crown. 
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #1008 on: February 14, 2009, 10:12:43 PM »
Which credit card do you all want to use now?   The online company says the one I used on the crown and earrings is now maxed out now.  Ken is going to have to go to work and work it off, I guess.  :sir ken;
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1009 on: February 15, 2009, 06:22:22 AM »
You can't forget shoes. A darling pair of purple pumps to go with your boa. Try the Master Card.
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« Reply #1010 on: February 15, 2009, 05:16:59 PM »
The Mastercard seems okay.  Do these meet with approval?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1011 on: February 21, 2009, 10:12:49 AM »
Because I am bankrupted due to your extravagant spending of MY MONEY!!! The next IHD meeting will have to be in the UK at my local pub. I could probably stretch to a round of pork scratchings. :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :Kit n Stik; :sir ken;

Please note, all garters must be prominently displayed. BY ROYAL COMMAND!!
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« Reply #1012 on: February 21, 2009, 10:20:13 AM »
Quote from: Romona on February 15, 2009, 06:22:22 AM
You can't forget shoes. A darling pair of purple pumps to go with your boa. Try the Master Card.

FORGET SHOES???? All women think about shoes all the time so how would they forget them? Impossible!
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« Reply #1013 on: February 21, 2009, 10:28:18 AM »
I would love a coat trimmed in ermine.  Is the American Express still accepting charges?
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« Reply #1014 on: February 21, 2009, 02:25:30 PM »
Is this one okay, with the crown included?
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1015 on: February 22, 2009, 10:47:36 AM »
Quote from: sandra3105 on February 11, 2009, 05:53:01 AM
hi a brit here and a manchester united fan from MANCHESTER !!!!!! found this site last week been reading all the messages but not posted until i spotted you.
MANCHESTER UNITED???!!!!!! Booooooooo hsssssssssssss

But seriously welcome to this thread Sandra. I don't know which is worse, having to do dyalisis or supporting Manchester City for 50 years  :'(
If you havn't already read this thread from page 1 you will see that it started out as the title suggests but then it just went very silly and we try to keep it that way so to sum up.

I AM THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF THE COURT OF KING KENNETH AND ALL MUST BEND...........ER TO MY WILL
Viscount Sluff is my loyal and trusted lieutenant. Unfortunately many of the ladies of the court contemplate and most frequently do perform acts of great treachery against their lords and masters and I sincerely hope you will not be one of their number.

All members of the court have a royal title (of which some scarcely deserve) and you also can bequeath yourself a title. I would do so myself were it not for the fact I am weary of it because so many ungreatful souls do dishonereth me by their disloyalty. So you are at liberty to dream up a title for yourself be it Lady, Duchess ,Princess etc etc. When you have decided please hasten forth to this thread in order to inform the court of your chosen title and my scribe Monrein will note said title. 
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« Reply #1016 on: March 23, 2009, 11:43:40 AM »
Sir Kenneth doth surely forget himself!  I am a BARONESS and no mere scribe of his Lordship.  As is so often the case, a lady of great nobility, myself in this particular, doth a gentleman a favour and the gentleman mistakes it for an oath of service.  My disdain runneth over (all over Sir Kenneth, to whom I have indeed been loyal but perchance this fealty is misplaced).

Naughty, naughty man.
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New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
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(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #1017 on: April 04, 2009, 07:44:09 AM »
Baroness Monrein please forgive such an impudent presumption but I would indeed be truly honoured to
have  you er recruit you as my scribe. I have indeed noted your extraordinary and articulate mastery of yee olde English and your Ladyship hath already accurately cataloged the names of all the Lords and Ladies of the Court of King Kenneth. Your acceptance of this position would greatly please me and would under no circumstances denigrate or undermine your title of Baroness.
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« Reply #1018 on: April 04, 2009, 07:51:06 AM »
My day is complete!  I have read new words from Sir Ken  :2thumbsup;   This lovely kingdom just isn't the same when he is off on holiday.   :bow;  I bow to his Lordship!
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« Reply #1019 on: April 04, 2009, 08:35:05 AM »
Paris thy loyalty is an example to all in the Court of King Kenneth! Did you get my reply to your PM?
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« Reply #1020 on: April 05, 2009, 06:04:22 AM »
Quote from: paris on April 04, 2009, 07:51:06 AM
  I bow Lordship!


You what?  :rofl;
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« Reply #1021 on: April 05, 2009, 01:21:32 PM »
You better not be bowing  :bow; to His Lordship!

Buck up woman!  Keep to us and we will give His Lordship and that rotten Viscount, too, their very personal comeuppance!
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #1022 on: April 19, 2009, 06:29:46 PM »
Viscount, all is strangely quiet in the kingdom. Do you smell a Rat?
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« Reply #1023 on: April 19, 2009, 08:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Ken Shelmerdine on April 04, 2009, 07:44:09 AM
Baroness Monrein please forgive such an impudent presumption but I would indeed be truly honoured to
have  you er recruit you as my scribe. I have indeed noted your extraordinary and articulate mastery of yee olde English and your Ladyship hath already accurately cataloged the names of all the Lords and Ladies of the Court of King Kenneth. Your acceptance of this position would greatly please me and would under no circumstances denigrate or undermine your title of Baroness.

I apologize for being absent due to a fit of pique at your presumed insolence.  As you have begged so very nicely, I shall agree to consider your proposal and communicate my answer within the calendar year.
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #1024 on: April 19, 2009, 10:24:02 PM »
Monrein, you had better not be that scoundrel's scribe!  He would dose you with funny weed and have his way with you!

I warn you!  Come join the Purple Feather B oa Brigade and assist us in handling these scoundrel men.  Do NOT join with them!

On second thought.....a spy....hmm. We shall have take up this idea.
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Ivanova: "Old Egyptian blessing: May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places you must walk." Babylon 5

Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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