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[Sluff]

I like that Sir Sluffington.. I think maybe Rose might let me have her credit cards, she likes me.

[Romona]

I will meet you girls at Mall of America. 

[rose1999]

I like that Sir Sluffington.. I think maybe Rose might let me have her credit cards, she likes me.

Don't tell then ALL that I like you, I'm trying to keep it secret 

Sir Sluffington?  Hmmm yes suits you sir!!! But you'll always be Sluffbunny to me 

Go on then, you can have my Tesco clubcard 

[Romona]

 

I like that Sir Sluffington.. I think maybe Rose might let me have her credit cards, she likes me.

Don't tell then ALL that I like you, I'm trying to keep it secret

Sir Sluffington? Hmmm yes suits you sir!!! But you'll always be Sluffbunny to me

Go on then, you can have my Tesco clubcard

Your secret safe with me!

Hey Paris, Did you read all of this? Tell Kitkat and the others!

[rose1999]

I don't think any of you have opened the doc1.doc attachment to my previous post (starting 'I love the dress').................Come on Romona, Paris, Kitkat, Monrein and other Ladies of the Realm,   have a look and see what else I've found us to wear ............... we will look gorgeous, with these we shall be able to lure those Knight, Lords and Noblemen into our lairs, steal their credit cards and make merry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mind you, I don't seem to be able to actually post it other than as an attachment, perhaps someone can help, I'll attach it again,



Edited: Fixed attachment - okarol/admin

[paris]

Rose, watch out for Sir Sluffington. He is a smooth talker, but please don't be lured to the dark side.

And about that purple top!  NO one wants to see me in that top---well maybe if I have a long sleeve t-shirt under it!  Even that wouldn't be a pretty sight.   But, this is a fantasy kingdom,  so maybe I will wear it!

Romona, what shall we do to keep sweet Rose from being under Sir Sluffington's powerful personality?     Once again, the women of the kingdom need to unite.  Stand together, be strong.   Now this is where Susie would be asking who has the leafy green stuff!!

[Romona]

Snap out of it Rose. 

[monrein]

Oooh, mine toes curl merely at the notion of the handsomeness of that royal purple foundation garment,  especially befitting as it would match a bruised fistula so handsomely.   

[Sluff]

Oooh, mine toes curl merely at the notion of the handsomeness of that royal purple foundation garment,  especially befitting as it would match a bruised fistula so handsomely.   

I wouldn't be looking at the bruised fistula.. this garment is a great diversion technique, I think all the ladies should wear this.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Ladies ladies I didn't realise until now that this thread had sprung back to life. If so I would have warned you not to use my credit cards. I am a victim of ye credit crunch, I am maxed out on my cards and being refused credit. Now  I am isolated and alone (the goats only wanted me for my money) I pray for Viscount Sluffington and Sir Kevno to come to my aid.

So you can just jolly well march back to all those posh shops you've been to and return your shoes and purple bags and stuff before I become bankrupt. Now if you don't mind I have to speak to a man who can arrange castle remorgages! 

[kitkatz]

SIr KEn, the dress was on sale as were the handbag and shoes.  I cannot take them back.  You are now stuck with the outrageous bill. I get down on my knees and apologize to you for wiping you out. I humbly beg forgiveness.  But I do look good in the outfit!

[rose1999]

I am sorry Sir Ken but Harrods will only accept returns if the goods are faulty and as you can see they are way from faulty    And we do look gorgeous in them

Fear not, we your purple boa brigade, will immediately begin to bake cakes with files in to send to you in ye olde Tower !!

[Hey Ladies of the Purple Boa Brigade, if Viscount Sluffington (when did he get promoted?) and Sir Kevno do go to Sir Ken's aid then we shall have them all in one place to snare with our wiles  ]

[Sluff]

I'm on my way to the rescue Sir Ken, oh boy do I have a plan for the ladies... We will restore all your credit cards and have money left over for party favours.

[Romona]

I'm on my way to the rescue Sir Ken, oh boy do I have a plan for the ladies... We will restore all your credit cards and have money left over for party favours.

Sluff, are you selling squirrel shampoo again? That must be how you are getting the cash to bail Sir Ken out of his money woes.

[kitkatz]

The Viscount ought a motorcycle and therefore has no money. However he can ride in style to the rescue of his male cohorts.  Onward Sir Sluffington!

[Sluff]

To the rescue............

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Anybody out there willing to lend me a few bob.

(Translation 'BOB' is slang for the pre-metric old money 1 shilling and now metric 5 pence but ' a few bob' is still used in Britain as slang for a lot of money)

Ladies I think you all owe me a few bob!!

[thegrammalady]

if i do, is there tea and strawberry jam in for me. (scones too)

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Of course I'll even through in some English muffins.

[Romona]

Of course I'll even through in some English muffins.

My my, so charming. Don't trust him.

[Sluff]

  just wait til we release our plan...ha ha ha

[rose1999]

I can make raspberry scones, they are delicious (even if I do say so myself)...................Perhaps we should call a truce with the gentlemen (I use that term loosely  ) and all sit down to a fine 'English cream tea'.................. what say you Lords and Ladies??

[paris]

Good idea, Rose.      Lure them into the web with the offer of raspberry scones.     We shall stuff them and have our way with them!! They will never know what hit them       

[kitkatz]

Oh yes.  Let us lure them in the parlor, said the spider to the fly.

Muhahahahahahahah!

[Sluff]

Have your way with them?  I thought I was all you needed..