Anymore Brits out there on Dialysis?

[thegrammalady]

ye gads! sorry i've been away, i see the madness waited for me. no tea i'm afraid, i've been battling a mad doctor, running through the dialysis center ( see i can stay on topic) waving a cathater and yelling replacement, replacement, i lost....... now where is that damn dame hiding ? "oh Susie, here Susie, Susie Susie....." (shhhh, we don't want the "kilts" to know i'm really here to save you) tea, did someone say herods tea room ?

[paris]

Love you Joe Paul!  Someone has to keep this group in line! It is good to know that someone has some common sense.  Keep reading the adventures of Brits on dialysis to find out what happens to Goofynina.

[Sluff]

Hear ye hear ye there has been a huge meltdown in the kitchen at the castle!! Dam Dame goofynina has been buried in chocolate and needs help as she is stuck in a chocolaty mess. I need a lady volunteer for this civic duty. Do I have any volunteers?

[Romona]

Of course I will volunteer. I just need fresh strawberries!

[Romona]

PSSSSTT.........Paris grab the Count (his kami Knickers are showning again). I'll keep Sluff busy in the chocolate with Goofynina. If you see Lady KitKatz send he to help me, it is chocolate she loves.
Ken must be at dialysis because he is no where to be found.

[Sluff]

Okay gang I now have the Dam Dame goofynina and Romona held captive in the chocolate factory and Lord only knows what they are up to with Willie Wonka. Don't try to be brave because as soon as the Dam Dame is freed from the gooey chocolate mess she has made they will both be taken away to an undisclosed area below ground. 

Kitkatz you are most welcome to launch your devious attack on attempting to rescue Dam Dame and now Romona but you will find yourself in Chocolate heaven and you will never want to leave.

I'm actually starting to enjoy this. How could I not? 3 ladies and chocolate with strawberries, I demand that Kitkatz bring along the whipped cream.

[paris]

Good job, Lady Romona. We must hurry before Ken finishes his British dialysis!  Don't fall for Sir Sluff's  chocolate ploy! He will take you captive, whisk you away to some God forsaken hovel overlooking the white cliffs of Dover and we will never see you again!  

[Romona]

You are so right Paris.
We must get to the dialysis center and get Ken a snack. We are not heartless you know.

[Romona]

Good job, Lady Romona. We must hurry before Ken finishes his British dialysis!  Don't fall for Sir Sluff's  chocolate ploy! He will take you captive, whisk you away to some God forsaken hovel overlooking the white cliffs of Dover and we will never see you again! 

But Paris it is chocolate, I love chocolate. Lady Kitkatz introduced me to this fine art. I don't know if I have the will power.
I know we have to help Ken, but it's chocolate.....................

[Sluff]

Good job, Lady Romona. We must hurry before Ken finishes his British dialysis!  Don't fall for Sir Sluff's  chocolate ploy! He will take you captive, whisk you away to some God forsaken hovel overlooking the white cliffs of Dover and we will never see you again! 

But Paris it is chocolate, I love chocolate. Lady Kitkatz introduced me to this fine art. I don't know if I have the will power.
I know we have to help Ken, but it's chocolate.....................

That's right RICH CHOCOLATE!!

[Romona]

Paris help, I'm caving. I may go to the rich, chocolately dark side.
And Willie and his Wonka is there.

[Sluff]

Paris help, I'm caving. I may go to the rich, chocolately dark side.
And Willie and his Wonka is there.

All the chocolate you can handle!!

[kitkatz]

The DARK side calleth and I must respond.  To the rescue of Damn Dame that is!  Fear not my friends I have not been on sentry duty on yon castle wall. It was        another person disguised to look like me. I have broken into the chocolate and for now am slowly eating my way into and out of this mess!  Onward ladies that have slithered up and over yon walls. The Damn Dame calleth and we must respond!  We shall put these cowardly men curs within their places and in chains and irons before the night is through!

[Sluff]

Just keep eating that chocolate kitkatz cause you are getting sleepy, you are getting sleepy..ha ha ha .. and not too worry if you find a little leafy substance in that chocolate, it will just make you eat more chocolate...ha ha ha


Sir Ken where are you? I need your assistance here.

[Romona]

Sir Ken where are you? I need your assistance here.

Ken has come over to our side, where the birds are siniging and life is happy. Drat, leafy stuff in the chocolate.
He will be now known as Kenny. We will battle as soon as the "munchies" are gone.




EDITED: Fixed quote error - Sluff/ Admin

[Joe Paul]

All you women munching that chocolate, keep in mind I have broken into the castles pharmacy and have stolen ALL BINDERS. Enjoy the chocolate while you can. Also I have to only patent for back scratchers. Binders and these back scratchers will soon be on sale at naturally inflated prices.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Viscount Sluff, Count Von Hawkeye, and Joe Paul? Fear not for I am returned. I had a slight dialysis problem because some treacherous fiend swapped my Dianeal bag as I slept and replaced it with a bag of  chocolate sauce. I had to visit the apothecary who prescribed binders by the hundreds so Joe paul, please let me have the binders you stole from the castle pharmacy.

Also I note that the Damn Dame Goofynina has been very quiet of late. Could it that she has surrendered? My rear quarters are mucheth inflamed from her whip and barb. So I should imagine she has learnt her lesson by now.

I take further note that Princess Angela (lovely name) the Confused has failed to step forward and claim her prize of an evening out with the Viscount and me in the fleshpots  sorry, night clubs of the London West End followed by a take out from that world famous eatery on Soho Square 'Porridge to Go', maybe she's confused.

If she fails to claim her prize we may have to do the unthinkable.....yes....lift the disqualification of the Damn Dame and reinstate her as Porridge Wrestling World Champion by default.
 

[Romona]

Sure, whatever you say Kenny, now pass me some chocolate, without the leafy stuff this time.


Ladies, some help here........................
It is like you have real lives and have forgotten how to sign on to your computers.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Sure, whatever you say Kenny, now pass me some chocolate, without the leafy stuff this time.


Ladies, some help here........................
It is like you have real lives and have forgotten how to sign on to your computers.

  Stop calling me Kenny. My proper tiltle if you please! oooooh the disrespect.

[thegrammalady]

sorry, i've been busy with the overflow chocolate from the kitchen, making chocolate pastries for tea time. tea, tea, loverly tea. chocolate pastries and maybe some cucumber and tomato sandwiches.

[Joe Paul]

Sir Kenneth, my love of money overwhelms my love for the Kingdom - at this point in time the only thing I can do is give you a Davita Christmas gift bag, which contains a complimentary back scratcher.

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Sir Kenneth, my love of money overwhelms my love for the Kingdom - at this point in time the only thing I can do is give you a Davita Christmas gift bag, which contains a complimentary back scratcher.

  A most gracious gift gratefully received. By the way do you want a title?

[Joe Paul]

Yes I would, thankyou Sir Kenneth 

[Ken Shelmerdine]

Yes I would, thankyou Sir Kenneth 

Then arise SIR JOE and join your compatriots in the War on Chocolate.

[Sluff]

Welcome Sir Joe to the kingdom. What a great addition! 

The Ladies are leaving footprints of chocolate every where they go, they are doing a fine job. For the reward  should we take the chocolate away and release them all?