How Will The Sopranos End ? Here are my predictions

[skillpete]

I think these are the obvious endings:

A) All-out Scarface ending, everyone dies
B) Tony kills Phill, goes to jail and eats great food
C) Pauly kills Tony and joins Brooklyn crew
D) Tony and Phill both go to jail and are stuck with each other for good

[okarol]

Here's the not-so-obvious endings (and unlikely):

1.) Tony's son AJ kills Phil, gets killed in the process.
2.) Tony's depression really kicks in, he commits murder/suicide of entire mob family.
3.) Janice, Tony's sister, kills Phil and Tony, and becomes the first mob godmother.
4.) They talk it over, decide to hug it out and renew their working relationship.

[goofynina]

I predict it will end with the credits  
(sorry, bad joke)

[okarol]

From my friend Rebecca:

1.) Pauly is the traitor. He tries to kill Tony but Tony kills him first.
2.) Tony gets attacked and killed by a flock of ducks.
3.) Janice kills Tony and becomes the mob Boss....this sounds possible.
4.) Tony and his small crew kill off Phil and his family.(Tony is smarter than Phil)
5.) Uncle June does not have alzheimers. He has orchestrated this whole mess.

[kitkatz]

And I care??

[Sluff]

1. I think the car saleslady will kill carmella
2. Meadow will get pregnant foma a black guy.
3. Tony goes crazy, kills Phil.
4. Aj kills himself
5. The family takes out the entire NJ Police dept.
6. Janice spends the family's money on school to become a minister and starting her own church.
7. Arty secretly puts rat poison the food then slowly kills off the entire NJ population.

 

[Krowbar]

I predict:

1) Many gratuitous shots of Italian men hugging and kissing each other. When they're done, they'll try to kill some guy for being gay.
2) AJ tries to kill himself again and fails. Audiences weep with frustration.
3) Tony grunts and breathes heavily all over the camera while stuffing his face with a hot dog plastered with cream cheese.
4) Tony has a intense dream where the camel-nosed fuc...oops his cousin Christopher accuses him of murder.
5) All the strippers from the Bing attend Silvio's funeral...while naked! This'll be the longest scene in the show.
6) Some guy we don't know steps out of a car and 4 guys we've never seen before step out of an alley and shoot him 57 times. Then one of them walks up and shoots the victim in the head and they all flee.
7) The end. 

[skillpete]

A) Tony eats Pauly and Carmella gets heartburn and explodes all over naked stripper
B) AJ kills himself and makes me the happiest person on earth
C) 3 guys from Italy kill the wrong mob family by mistake and eat Lincoln Logs at Arties place
D) The Last episode has nothing to do with any other episode
E) Tony cant find a therapist that likes him so he sits home eating bowsl of icecream thats resting on his ever-growing stomach shelf
F) They leave everyone unsatisfied like the last two seasons

        THE END

[Sara]

WTF?!?!?!  Any other east coasters that just watched it?

[Krowbar]

Yeah, I already knew about the abrupt ending and it still surprised me.

[skillpete]

     Horrible!

[angela515]

  I feel like.... i'm from Mars. Never watched the Sopranos...   

[okarol]

Well, life goes on... and a series renewal someday?

[Sara]

I feel completely ripped off.     But I did hear one theory that they left it open for a movie, so here's hoping.

[Sluff]

What happened I was out of town and did not see it?

[okarol]

I don't want to post the ending in case someone tivo'd it, but you can read discussions here:
http://television.aol.com/feature/sopranos_tv/photos-quizzes/sopranos-series-finale-reactions
and
http://boards.hbo.com/thread.jspa?threadID=800008702&tstart=0&mod=1181566638975

[skyedogrocks]

Ugh, we were so disappointed with the ending.  Except for last week and when Christopher got killed, this whole season (including the first part of it from last year) sucked.  It used to be sooooooooooooo good, we couldn't wait to watch it!

Oh well, on to Big Love tonight, yeah!

[Wattle]

I don't want to post the ending in case someone tivo'd it, but you can read discussions here: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_re_us/teen_sex_case;_ylt=AvIYGPhulYq5ywS2p6a7AIQDW7oF

  Okarol I think this is the wrong link.

[okarol]

Thanks Wattle, I'd like to say that's a test to see if anyone is reading heheheh but I screwed up. I have corrected the links, thanks again!

[okarol]

Sopranos Not Bound For Big Screen

by Gina Serpe
Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:28:17 AM PDT

For fans holding out hope that the now nearly universally ill-received ending to the Sopranos series finale was simply the set-up to a big screen outing for the first family of crime, creator David Chase has three words for you: Do stop believin'.

The series mastermind turned viewer punching bag has debunked the popular theory that the show's seemingly unresolved ending was meant to serve as a soft launch for an oft-rumored future film, claiming instead that the don's story—though not necessarily the don himself—was all but dead.

"I don't think about [a movie] much," Chase told the Newark Star-Ledger. "I never say never. An idea could pop into my head where I would go, 'Wow, that would make a great movie,' but I doubt it."

"I'm not being coy. If something appeared that really made a good Sopranos movie and you could invest in it and everybody else wanted to do it, I would do it. But I think we've kind of said it and done it."

Not to mention killed off, in this season alone, many of the key players who would've been expected to appear in a film version of the show—which is not to say that Chase hasn't toyed with the idea nonetheless.

One potential premise for a big screen outing, he told the Star-Ledger, was "going back to a day in 2006 that you didn't see, but then [Tony's children] would be older than they were then and you would know that Tony doesn't get killed"—at least, not in the would-be movie.

"It's got problems."

One of which would no doubt be answering to newly disgruntled fans, something Chase is not in the habit of doing.

As for that infamous and abrupt final scene, in which Tony Soprano waits at Bloomfield's ice cream parlor for his family to arrive one by one, all the while tension building as a result of suspicious fellow patrons and his daughter's sudden inability to parallel park, Chase could care less about "all the Monday morning quarterbacking."

While hundreds of viewers spent their Sunday nights alternately phoning their respective cable companies to complain about shoddy service and cursing Chase's name, the man himself—no fool, clearly—had long since fled the country, having set off for a vacation with his wife in France.

"I have no interest in explaining, defending, reinterpreting or adding to what is there," he said of the series-ending, Journey-scored scene. "I hear some people were very angry and others were not, which is what I expected."

"No one was trying to be audacious, honest to God. We did what we thought we had to do. No one was trying to blow people's minds or thinking, 'Wow, this'll [tick] them off.'"

Not that he would change the ending in any way or opt to splice in another of the several final scenes that were filmed.

"People get the impression that you're trying to [mess] with them, and it's not true. You're trying to entertain them."

Which, aside from perhaps one over-enthusiastic edit job, he did, for nine seasons.

"It's been the greatest career experience of my life," Chase said. "There's nothing more in TV that I could say or would want to say."

[okarol]

Tony Is Dead 'Sopranos' Theory May Be Valid
Dying Once Described as 'Everything Just Goes Black'

Fans of "The Sopranos" are seizing on clues suggesting the controversial blackout which abruptly ended the TV mob drama meant that Tony Soprano was rubbed out, and HBO said on Thursday they may be on to something.

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/tv/articles/_a/tony-is-dead-sopranos-theory-may-be/20070615065109990001