Big Night Out trophies

[Falkenbach]

I hope this isn't deemed socially irresponsible, but a thread like this is currently going on another forum of mine, and it's quite amusing in some parts.

What trophies do you have, if any, from nights out when you've had just a little too much to drink?

My weirdest trophy is lawn. Seriously. It was mindless vandalism and I don't remember doing it. But I ripped up some newly laid turf from the public side of the path in the new housing estate where I live, so I could plant it in my backyard. 

[Sluff]

Funny Topic. I can't think of one right now, I haven't partied in years.

[Falkenbach]

I was hoping for more laughs. 

You must all behave well. Obviously, we all HAVE to behave these days, with our health and all. But surely some of you did some hard partying at some stage? Huh? nudge, nudge.

 

[goofynina]

I think my bestest trophy i ever got is my hubby, if ya only knew what i did to get him   shhhhhhh, now go on, let your imaginations run wild 

[Falkenbach]

*imagination running wild*

 

[Bette]

Goofina, you are BAD.

[lola]

My hubby and i like to really party on vacation and we end up with "trophies" nine months later

[Sara]

I don't think I have any trophies from wild nights...I guess they weren't wild enough. 

[KICKSTART]

A lighter and several telephone numbers , does that count ??

[LightLizard]

i had a 'caution men working' barrier/sign in my bedroom for awhile. it had that neat flashing yellow light and everything! i found out you could turn off the light by sticking a matchstick into a little hole. but, when the light finallly gave out, i ditched it. it was no good for parties anymore.

still can't remember where i got it, tho.

a friend of mine got busted once, in Toronto's china town. he and a buddy were trying to crowbar a telephone booth into his car. cool phonebooths in chinatown, they have a little pagoda-style roof and all....

when he went to court, the judge laughed so hard that they threw him out with a warning...

[LightLizard]

....another time, when i was playing drums in a rock band, years ago.....many years ago....

we were playing a high school dance in some little town in Ontario, Butplug Ontario, or somethin like that.

after the gig we were loading the truck with our gear in the parking lot through the back door of the gymnasium.
i noticed that there was a huge cornfield behind the school.
i had taken the front head off my bass drum and the bottom heads off of my tom toms to make them louder and more mikeable...
so we took some of my drums out into the cornfield and proceeded to fill them with fresh corn.

problem is, we were too drunk to notice that it was all 'cow' corn, until we woke up the next day...

it made nice wall hangings, for a while.

[Chicken Little]

I don't think the statue of limitations is up on mine yet.     I was a wild teenager.

[glitter]

Someone stole part of my Christmas display a few years back-we figured drunk kids!!! LOL-I can laugh now , but at the time I was crushed.

[jbeany]

Geez, the things I missed out on by not drinking. . .

I do, however, have a collection of ceramic White Castle mugs.  My gram was going to pitch them after my Gramps died - she said she hated having the stolen property in her house.  Apparently, my grandfather took one home everytime he went to get a burger.  This was in Detroit in the 1940's, so I guess that's proof that some things never change. . . 

[LightLizard]

Geez, the things I missed out on by not drinking. . .

I do, however, have a collection of ceramic White Castle mugs.  My gram was going to pitch them after my Gramps died - she said she hated having the stolen property in her house.  Apparently, my grandfather took one home everytime he went to get a burger.  This was in Detroit in the 1940's, so I guess that's proof that some things never change. . . 

that reminds me of when i used to play in bands and we would stop at those old A&W drivethroughs. I had a mug of each size from there...heehee

one time, we were so hammered we drove away without taking the tray off of the window, and we didn't notice until we pulled in our driveway, at home. about 300 miles from the gig, where the A&W was...
 

[Jill D.]

I remember back in my younger days having a few too many drinks at Red Lobster and stashing empty beer mugs in my purse.

[Falkenbach]

I have some glasses and ash trays from various pubs. What on earth for, I wonder?! You just don't remember doing these things.

[lola]

we had a party and the next morning found nasty used couch and loveseat in our living room

[kitkatz]

My darling daughters took the steak knives from the table at the Outback one night. A friend of mine took the beer mug from there too. As we were leaving I asked her if she would like to take the salt and pepper shakers, too. She told me to "just shut up and go!" I giggled all the way home!

[Jill D.]

When my husband and I were dating we attended a wedding and I really partied. In the morning he found his trophy...my pantyhose wrapped around the spokes of the wheels on his car. That was one wild ride home!!!

[Falkenbach]

rofl - I won't ask!