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« Reply #75 on: August 19, 2008, 03:32:04 PM » |
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I been wantin to wear them thar bib overalls...
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ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07. Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
GOD IS GOOD
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« Reply #76 on: August 19, 2008, 03:43:51 PM » |
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It's easy access especially if you don't wear a shirt underneath...even if you have a catheter.
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« Reply #77 on: August 19, 2008, 04:23:59 PM » |
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you are a redneck dialysis patient
if your name is FlipBob------ the two name thing
if your family reunion is in tents and you have coon sauce water
poor little coons- burns their eyes
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you are a positive influence on us all
glad you did not ODA after missing Dialysis and probably drinking a little beer and vodka------ a little
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« Reply #78 on: August 19, 2008, 04:36:52 PM » |
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today when I went to dialysis I had to sign a ton of paperwork due to the Davita takeover...one of them made me agree not to come to dialysis while intoxicated
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« Reply #79 on: August 19, 2008, 04:41:03 PM » |
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well hell,
you said that dialysis was a cure for a hangover
what do they expect
demand your rights
now that I think about it intoxicated may be the best way to go
this somber sh-t is not cuting it
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« Reply #80 on: August 19, 2008, 05:23:41 PM » |
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it ain't that bad....I was off for 5 days and pulled off 4.2 kilos today...it was worth it
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« Reply #81 on: August 19, 2008, 05:27:53 PM » |
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and you all wonder why I'm afraid to take a drink...the machine will tell on me.......  |
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ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07. Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #82 on: August 19, 2008, 08:57:16 PM » |
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You do home hemo out of the back of your pickup truck!
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« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2008, 02:16:41 AM » |
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You do home hemo out of the back of your pickup truck!
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« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2008, 02:30:04 AM » |
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Hey flip...surely they don't expect you to drive to dialysis sober??!!
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1979 Right arm fistula
1979 Start hemodialysis
1980 CAPD catheter
1980 Start CAPD
1989 Cadaveric kidney transplant
1995 2nd cadaveric kidney transplant
2007 Start hemodialysis
2010 Still drawin' wind
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« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2008, 08:31:37 AM » |
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I expect a lot of changes now that Davita has officially taken over.
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« Reply #86 on: August 20, 2008, 09:24:07 AM » |
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Davita would rather you come in drunk than late.
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« Reply #87 on: September 09, 2008, 09:31:42 PM » |
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You might be a redneck dialysis patient if...
- You found your Lazy Boy Lounger abandoned on the side of the road.
- You've considered smuggling moonshine in the 24 hour collection jug.
- You're looking for a way to hook a bug-zapper to your cycler.
- You ever thought about jacking your chair up 2 or 3 feet, "Monster Truck' style.
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« Reply #88 on: September 09, 2008, 09:44:49 PM » |
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If you do home dialysis on the front porch.
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« Reply #89 on: September 10, 2008, 06:52:15 AM » |
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My daughter in law was thinking about hanging dialysate bags from the ceiling fans to get them off the floor........... |
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07. Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #90 on: September 10, 2008, 10:12:40 AM » |
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My daughter in law was thinking about hanging dialysate bags from the ceiling fans to get them off the floor...........
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« Reply #91 on: September 10, 2008, 10:54:07 AM » |
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I actually do use a 24 hr. collection jug for my chain saw gas.
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« Reply #92 on: September 10, 2008, 11:36:59 AM » |
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« Reply #93 on: September 10, 2008, 02:42:34 PM » |
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If you refuse to set your Fractional Flow to 24, simply because you hate Jeff Gordon.
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« Reply #94 on: September 10, 2008, 03:55:35 PM » |
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You're pissed because spinner rims aren't available for recliners.
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« Reply #95 on: September 10, 2008, 03:59:50 PM » |
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O'karol - you must be a red neck at heart
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« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2008, 04:03:56 PM » |
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dry weight is what you weigh when you're sober.....drunk weight is much higher
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« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2008, 04:05:57 PM » |
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Flip  you request a kidney transplant from your favorite huntin' dog |
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« Reply #98 on: September 11, 2008, 05:51:10 AM » |
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Your doctor says you will have to decide between two matching potential donors, your wife or your cousin, and you just grin and say: "Problem solved!"
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« Reply #99 on: September 11, 2008, 07:36:49 AM » |
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