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« Reply #75 on: November 28, 2008, 06:30:54 PM »
Odd, I replied to this thread earlier today and it is not showing up.I'll have to redo search.
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Diabetes -  age 7

Neuropathy in legs age 10

Eye impairments and blindness in one eye began in 95, major one during visit to the Indy 500 race of that year
   -glaucoma and surgery for that
     -cataract surgery twice on same eye (2000 - 2002). another one growing in good eye
     - vitrectomy in good eye post tx November 2003, totally blind for 4 months due to complications with meds and infection

Diagnosed with ESRD June 29, 1999
1st Dialysis - July 4, 1999
Last Dialysis - December 2, 2000

Kidney and Pancreas Transplant - December 3, 2000

Cataract Surgery on good eye - June 24, 2009
Knee Surgery 2010
2011/2012 in process of getting a guide dog
Guide Dog Training begins July 2, 2012 in NY
Guide Dog by end of July 2012
Next eye surgery late 2012 or 2013 if I feel like it
Home with Guide dog - July 27, 2012
Knee Surgery #2 - Oct 15, 2012
Eye Surgery - Nov 2012
Lifes Adventures -  Priceless

No two day's are the same, are they?
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« Reply #76 on: November 28, 2008, 06:33:57 PM »
Mark needs a chick...no doubt...Boxman
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Started Hemodialysis 8/14/06
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« Reply #77 on: November 28, 2008, 08:29:16 PM »
Chandi Maa needs YOU.
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« Reply #78 on: November 29, 2008, 06:34:55 AM »
i tried this again today and it brought up what i think is a porn site. what i really need in boots. i've go 3 inches of snow since last nite. the dogs are in heaven. i'm just cold.
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« Reply #79 on: November 30, 2008, 10:22:56 PM »
Yikes, I felt better before I did this:

Linda needs to be a part of a loving, committed marriage.
Linda needs mental help.
Linda needs a new best friend.
Linda needs a fresh perspective.
Linda needs prayer and encouragement.
Linda needs to be helped to postpone big decisions until she is at the proper stage.
Linda needs to be guided in how to make proper overtures to others.
Linda needs help (more than usual).
Linda need someone to set her straight.
Linda needs a home tonight.

so I thought I'd try Pelagia...

Pelagia needs some work to be truly likeable.

:rofl;
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As for me, I'll borrow this thought: "Having never experienced kidney disease, I had no idea how crucial kidney function is to the rest of the body." - KD
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« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2008, 03:43:55 PM »
I did mine again. Here's what I got.

Manuela needs to turn 56 more or gain 1394 more Zombie points to reach the next level: Zombie Samurai! Manuela should get out there and bite some people!

Watch out! I may use my teeth and take a big C H O M P !     ;D
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« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2008, 10:47:48 AM »
Nice one Karol!!

I didn't read past the first two....

1. Cindy needs a labotomy!

2. Cindy needs a tall, cold glass of STFU!

So....that is exactly what I am going to do.... :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2008, 11:05:43 AM »
So...Cindy now wants to see what Lucinda wants.....

Lucinda wants nothing but a convent and a single bed!!! :rofl;

Just for fun I did Stauffenbergs because we know it is not the kind of thing he would do himself.

Stauffenberg wants it to snow!

Stauffenberg doesn't want Tom Cruise to be his father!

Stauffenberg wants to think positively!
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« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2008, 11:09:49 AM »
1. Gail needs to ask for her drinks the same time she is asking how late the bar is open then she might be served more promptly.

2. Gail needs some cheer me up free dating.

3. Gail needs some easy instructions to speed up my computer.

4. Gail needs a knife.

5. Gail needs to separate its gas trading business from gas transmission activity.

6. Gail needs time.

7. Gail needs to step away.

8. Gail needs a copy editor.

9. Gail needs to secure LPG supplies.

10. Gail needs some much needed rest.

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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
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Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
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« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2008, 11:34:57 AM »
I just did it for my sister Anna.

Anna needs to be excused from class today. 

Anna needs a room. 

Anna needs sex.

Anna needs money.

She is gonna love that!!! :rofl;
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« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2008, 06:18:35 PM »
Quote from: monrein on December 03, 2008, 11:09:49 AM

5. Gail needs to separate its gas trading business from gas transmission activity.


Get right on it Gail!   :rofl;
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As for me, I'll borrow this thought: "Having never experienced kidney disease, I had no idea how crucial kidney function is to the rest of the body." - KD
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« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2008, 06:31:02 PM »
I'm totally worn out from all my gas activities.  Between the trading and the transmitting it all gets so tedious.   
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Pyelonephritis (began at 8 mos old)
Home haemo 1980-1985 (self-cannulated with 15 gauge sharps)
Cadaveric transplant 1985
New upper-arm fistula April 2008
Uldall-Cook catheter inserted May 2008
Haemo-dialysis, self care unit June 2008
(2 1/2 hours X 5 weekly)
Self-cannulated, 15 gauge blunts, buttonholes.
Living donor transplant (sister-in law Kathy) Feb. 2009
First failed kidney transplant removed Apr.  2009
Second trx doing great so far...all lab values in normal ranges
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« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2008, 07:03:35 PM »
Now Gail..lay down the knife and step away from it.....    :rofl;
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Lost vision due to retinopathy 12/2005, 30 Laser Surg 2006
ESRD diagnosed 12/2006
03/2007 Fantastic Eye Surgeon in ND got my sight back and implanted lenses in both eyes, great distance & low reading.
Gortex 4/07.  Started dialysis in ND 5/4/2007
Gortex clotted off Thanksgiving Week of 2007, was unclotted and promptly clotted off 1/2 hour later so Permacath Rt chest.
3/2008 move to NC to be close to children.
2 Step fistula, 05/08-elevated 06/08, using mid August.
Aug 5, 08, trained NxStage and Home on 9/3/2008.
Fistulagram 09/2008. In hospital 10/30/08, Bowel Obstruction.
Back to RAI-Latrobe In Center. No home hemo at this time.
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« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2008, 09:48:37 PM »
Aurora still needs a new guitarist, I note.
Aurora needs another $40K to erase grafitti problem.  (leave the grafitti; give me the money!)
Aurora needs a home
Aurora needs a Mexican holiday gala
Aurora needs work
Aurora needs approvals
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« Reply #89 on: December 04, 2008, 08:05:44 PM »
The Mayor of Katherine says the town faces the prospect of more frequent floods and must look at building developments on higher ground
Katherine needs tourism focus
wipes, water, are all necessary items that Katherine needs on an everyday basis
Lake Katherine needs help with building benches, boardwalks, bridges and more
Katherine needs to leave poor T.R. alone
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Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

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« Reply #90 on: January 13, 2010, 11:19:12 PM »
Today's google for "Karol needs"

Karol needs to expand her horizons - see if she can write about something other than gay sex.
 :rofl;
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
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« Reply #91 on: January 15, 2010, 03:31:23 AM »
I missed this thread before.  This is what comes up on the first link:
Marc Needs You!
Marc needs to get a clue. [...] Marc needs to get a life.
Marc needs to visit your web site and check out your nude beach shots.
Marc needs to pay this balance
Marc needs our help now more than ever.


Hmm, which advice do you think I should take? :shy;
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« Reply #92 on: January 15, 2010, 04:01:51 AM »

Dan needs a kidney.  (no lie - that's what came up first)... http://danneedsakidney.blogspot.com/)

Daniel needs to walk around with no shirt on!  (pity the rest of the people around)

Danny needs a new show name.  (apparently he's a horse)

I played your kind of weird game.  Eerie!
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« Reply #93 on: January 15, 2010, 06:16:22 PM »
Katherine needs some rules to follow.



I don't know about that one!
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Remember your present situation is not your final destination.

Take it one day, one hour, one minute, one second at a time.

"If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!" Jack O'Neill - SG-1
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« Reply #94 on: January 15, 2010, 06:33:28 PM »
Kelly needs to answer some tough questions for Notre Dame...

Did I do this right?


There was one that said "Kelly needs airbrushing".   I'm down with that.   :thumbup;
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Oct 41, 2007 - Got fistula placed.
Feb 13, 2008 - Activated on "the list".
Nov 5, 2008 - Received living donor transplant from my sister-in-law, Etta.
Nov 5, 2011 - THREE YEARS POST TRANSPLANT!  :D
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« Reply #95 on: January 15, 2010, 07:39:56 PM »
  kathy  needs and will get a kidney

  kathy  needs to self  cannulate

  kathy needs to  slow down and not start too many things at once

  kathy  needs to finish projects
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« Reply #96 on: January 15, 2010, 11:25:27 PM »
It doesn't work for me - or I just don't get it ... it just takes me to some random blog and a site about Bernadette Peters...
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« Reply #97 on: January 16, 2010, 05:30:15 AM »
That's what it does... maybe your name has been censored by google...
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« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2010, 08:33:55 AM »
Karol needs to decide if she has the courage to try to dream again...

(Wow that is the truth!)
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #99 on: March 18, 2010, 03:32:45 PM »
You won't know unless you try.

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