On the first day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Stay away from the honey baked ham
On the second day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the third day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Limit your fluids ,try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the fourth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the fifth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the sixth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the seventh day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Limit unsalted nuts, choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the eighth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Tangerines are fine, limit unsalted nuts, choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the ninth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
No pickles please, tangerines are fine, limit unsalted nuts, choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the tenth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Take your binders when you eat, no pickles please, tangerines are fine, limit unsalted nuts, choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the eleventh day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Fried chicken is okay, take your binders when you eat, no pickles please, tangerines are fine, limit unsalted nuts, choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
On the twelfth day of
Christmas my dietitian said to me
Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS, fried chicken is okay, take your binders when you eat, no pickles please, tangerines are fine, limit unsalted nuts, choose apple pie with cool whip, don't eat bananas, soak those potatoes, limit your fluids, try Mrs Dash instead of salt and stay away from the honey honey baked ham!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!!!!! 
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