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jbeany
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« on: June 14, 2013, 07:02:20 PM »
Heard this the other day and almost drove off the road laughing...now these are some blues I understand!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWrREJnK3Ws

"Can't Pay the Bill" by Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band.


Lord keep me well, Lord keep me well
Lord keep me well, Lord keep me well,
I can’t get ill, no, I can’t get ill
'Cause I can’t afford to pay the bill

To pay the bill, to pay the bill, to pay the bill, to pay the bill

Lord keep me strong, Lord keep me strong
Lord keep me strong, Lord keep me strong
I can’t get sick, no, I can’t get sick
'Cause I can’t afford to fill the script

To fill the script, to fill the script, to fill the script, to fill the script

Lord keep me right, lord keep me right
Lord keep me right, lord keep me right
Build my endurance, build my endurance
'Cause I can’t afford the health insurance

The health insurance, the health insurance,
The health insurance, the health insurance

Lord keep me well, Lord keep me well
Lord keep me well, Lord keep me well
I can’t get ill, no, I can’t get ill
'Cause I can’t afford to pay the bill....

from The Whole Fam Damnily, released 05 August 2008
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"Asbestos Gelos"  (As-bes-tos yay-lohs) Greek. Literally, "fireproof laughter".  A term used by Homer for invincible laughter in the face of death and mortality.
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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2013, 01:35:57 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 10:31:39 PM »
 :2thumbsup; Like it. ( was looking for a Like button,  :oops; spent too much time on facebook )
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2018, 04:11:51 PM »
 :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl; :rofl;
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That's another fine TARDIS you got me into Stanley
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2018, 12:23:39 PM »
Means nothing to me. I live in England, the government pays the bill, and pays for my scripts. :P
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Whoever said "God does not make mistakes" has obviously never seen the complete bog up he made of my kidneys!
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