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« on: February 09, 2007, 08:52:03 PM »

Owed Two A Spell Checker:

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.


 ;D ;D :wine;








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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 09:05:52 PM »

Owed Two A Spell Checker:

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew.


 ;D ;D :wine;

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Oh Brother. ::)
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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 12:39:06 AM »

 :clap; That's greatness! :2thumbsup;
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 12:39:49 AM »

I told you I need a scribe!
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2007, 04:39:02 AM »

I love that! lol  :clap;  I wonder if Epoman has seen this yet :P


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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 04:44:17 AM »

Fun thing is, I can read that mess.  :P
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 08:55:40 AM »

Haven't seen that one in years.  :thumbup;
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 10:29:03 AM »

I had to change the word 'checker' to get it through IHD's spell checker-it originally had 'chequer',which showed as a misspelling
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2007, 05:07:25 PM »

I love that! lol  :clap;  I wonder if Epoman has seen this yet :P


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Of course I have I see EVERYTHING.
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