G'day! I'm going to chronicle my CAPD adventures here for those that are interested:6th Jan 2012I had my Tenckhoff catheter put in today. What was originally meant to be an overnight stay in hospital ended up as day surgery. I'm not sure what changed the doctors' minds, but when I was off with the pixies in recovery, the nurse told me that if I showed that I could walk about 20 metres I could go home. Needless to say, I gritted my teeth and got the job done!Given my propensity to have hospital stays end up being much longer than anticipated through all manner of complications, this was an outstanding result.So I'm now home. Oh the PAIN! Well actually, if I sit perfectly still, it's not too bad, it's the moving around that is killing me. I'm looking forward to sitting on the couch for the next two days watching TV before it's back to work on Monday (I'm fortunate that my office is my lounge-room, so at least I don't have to travel.)As far as the actual surgery goes, it all seems to have gone well (we'll know more next friday when we try the first flush). The one disappointing thing is that they left me covered in that yellow disinfectant shit, which is going to be interesting given that I can't shower for the NEXT TWO WEEKS (a nightmare for a clean freak like me).I'm disappointed that I managed to come home from the hospital about 2Kg (4.4lb for our American friends) heavier than when I got there this morning. I think someone lied to me, I asked before the surgery that they note how much fluid they put into me, and they told me one litre). This is not a huge deal, as I still have reasonable kidney function, but I think I'm going to be hammering the diuretics for the next two days, which means getting up and down a lot to go to the toilet, which in turn means PAIN!). My mouth is as dry as a dead dingo's donger. I'm not sure what's causing that, I wonder whether it might be the anaesthetic?So now here I sit, one step down in this huge (mis?)adventure, a bit groggy and sore, but generally none the worse for wear.Till next timeStu
Stu, It leaves me alone... I leave it alone... and nobody gets hurt.