Willis, I would love to see you doing all this. Sounds better than going to the gym. Glad it helps the drain. Thanks for the chuckle.
.. also don't forget that the position of you cycler will influence the suction. If its up very high above your bed it has to work harder to drain you so the pain near end will be worse. So get a bed up high and the cycler down low and the machine will adjust accordingly. :ess suction less pain! works great for me, simple physics.