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okarol
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Photo is Jenna - after Disneyland - 1988

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« on: May 15, 2011, 10:19:09 AM »
I'll bet there are a few here that relate to in-center  :rofl;

Texting for Seniors

ATD:
At The Doctor's

BFF:
Best Friend Farted

BTW:
Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:
Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:
Covered By Medicare

CUATSC:
See You At The Senior Center

DWI:
Driving While Incontinent

FWB:
Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:
Forgot Where I Was

FYI:
Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:
Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:
Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:
Had Good BM

IMHO:
Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:
Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:
Living On Lipitor

LWO:
Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR:
On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:
Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

SGGP:
Sorry, Gotta Go P

TTYL:
Talk To You Louder

WAITT:
Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA:
Wet The Furniture Again

WTP:
Where's The Prunes?

WWNO:
Walker Wheels Need Oil

These are great no matter how you old.  After all don't we all have those senior moments?

Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing, so we can keep the list updated.

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
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Jenna is our daughter, bad bladder damaged her kidneys.
Was on in-center hemodialysis 2003-2007.
7 yr transplant lost due to rejection.
She did PD Sept. 2013 - July 2017
Found a swap living donor using social media, friends, family.
New kidney in a paired donation swap July 26, 2017.
Her story ---> https://www.facebook.com/WantedKidneyDonor
Please watch her video: http://youtu.be/D9ZuVJ_s80Y
Living Donors Rock! http://www.livingdonorsonline.org -
News video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-7KvgQDWpU
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2011, 05:08:46 PM »
OMG!
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My two beautifull granddaughters

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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2011, 05:54:12 PM »
ROFLMAO!
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Wife to Carl, who has PKD.
Mother to Meagan, who has PKD.
Partner for NxStage HD August 2008 - February 2011.
Carl transplanted with cadaveric kidney, February 3, 2011. :)
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2011, 06:06:38 PM »
Okarol, these are adorable!  Thanks for this fun stuff!  Glad I clicked on this post!

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11/2004 Hubby diag. ESRD, Diabeties, Vascular Disease & High BP
12/2004 to 6/2009 Home PD
6/2009 Peritonitis , PD Cath removed
7/2009 Hemo Dialysis In-Center
2/2010 BKA rt leg & lt foot (all toes) amputated
6/2010 to present.  NxStage at home
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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2011, 02:07:02 PM »
That's hysterical! Thnks for the giggle
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