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« on: January 13, 2011, 09:13:41 AM »
New Game!  Name ONE (only one) side affect that "MAY" result from the drugs we take!

The commercials are 30 seconds and 25 list all the side effects that may occur.

Affect means to influence and Effect means result so I'm not sure which to use.....  So drugs may affect your hearing.

So this is mine.....  May cause sudden loss in hearing!

This is Viagra.... which cracks me up!   :rofl;
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 09:15:58 AM »
If Blindness occurs stop taking this drug immediately!

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 09:17:01 AM »
I'm going to take them all.......

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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 10:14:31 AM »
My favorite line in all these commercials is

"If a sudden loss in vision or hearing occurs, stop taking this drug and call your doctor immediately."

You know, I think that if I have a sudden loss of hearing or vision...I'm calling my doctor immediately even if I'm taking no prescriptions whatsoever!
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 10:17:33 AM »


Leg Cramps......
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 10:18:02 AM »


Watery eyes..........
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 10:44:23 AM »

Alot of side effects sound WORSE then what the pill your taking is for.

May casue death..........

 :waving; ReRun
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 11:31:59 AM »
How about that new drug for gout, called Urolic, I think?  May cause gout flare ups.  WTF???
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Apr 18, 2011 - Had fistula placed at GFR 8
April 20, 2011 - Had chest cath placed, GFR 6
April 22, 2011 - Started in-center HD. Continued to work FT and still went out and did things: live theater, concerts, spend time with friends, dine out, etc
May 2011 - My Wonderful Donor offered to get tested!
Oct 2011  - My Wonderful Donor was approved for surgery!
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 03:32:48 PM »
At least two of my meds, I think cyclosporin and celcept list "male breast enlargement" as a side effect - what??? can't the girls grow too??!! I don't WANT manboobs!!!!

oh not to mention the whole psycotic episodes. That one made me feel good....

Just waiting for the 'roid rage to kick in now.....  :rofl;
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 03:46:31 PM »


May cause vaginal dryness!  I can pretty much guarantee you won't get that Richard!   :rofl;
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 04:09:40 PM »
Quote from: Rerun on January 13, 2011, 03:46:31 PM


May cause vaginal dryness!  I can pretty much guarantee you won't get that Richard!   :rofl;

I believe I have produced that side effect in some ladies over the years  :P :'( ??? :o
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3/1993: Diagnosed with Kidney Failure (FSGS)
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27/11/2010: Cadaveric kidney transplant from my wonderful donor!!! "Danny" currently settling in and working better every day!!! :)

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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 06:07:15 PM »
May cause itchy eyes......
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 06:08:32 PM »

May cause diarrhea....
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2011, 06:12:47 PM »
If your erection lasts 4 hours or more, seek medical attention immediately!!!!  :bandance;  :bandance;  :bandance;
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Mar 2010 - Started Aranesp shots - well into CKD4
Dec 1, 2010 - Transplant Eval Appt - Listed on Feb 10, 2012
Apr 18, 2011 - Had fistula placed at GFR 8
April 20, 2011 - Had chest cath placed, GFR 6
April 22, 2011 - Started in-center HD. Continued to work FT and still went out and did things: live theater, concerts, spend time with friends, dine out, etc
May 2011 - My Wonderful Donor offered to get tested!
Oct 2011  - My Wonderful Donor was approved for surgery!
November 23, 2011 - Live-Donor Transplant (Lynette the Kidney gets a new home!)
April 3, 2012 - Routine Post-Tx Biopsy (creatinine went up just a little, from 1.4 to 1.7)
April 7, 2012 - ER admit to hospital, emergency surgery to remove large hematoma caused by biopsy
April 8, 2012 - In hospital dialysis with 2 units of blood
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 06:54:26 PM »
Quote from: paul.karen on January 13, 2011, 10:44:23 AM

Alot of side effects sound WORSE then what the pill your taking is for.

May casue death..........

 :waving; ReRun

yeah.. I just heard that one... increased risk of death
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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2011, 08:31:33 PM »
Ambien:  Abnormal thinking

(Let's ask our doctors what "normal thinking" is)
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2011, 09:39:00 PM »
Quote from: RightSide on January 13, 2011, 08:31:33 PM
Ambien:  Abnormal thinking

(Let's ask our doctors what "normal thinking" is)

*LOL*

Stephen Colbert has a segment on his show, called Cheating Death, where he talks about different advances in health science.  He then plugs a product from a fake pharmaceutical company, who he says is the sponsor, that offers something that does the same thing.  He then lists all the side effects of the product.  Some of them are completely ridiculous.

this is one of my favorites...
Vaxachub – The only virility aid made entirely from powdered mice. If you experience erections lasting more than 4 hours, you are welcome.

Side Effects may include:

    * Mild kidney explosions
    * Testicular cranberrying
    * Rectal hallucinations
    * Note: There are also ongoing, and as of yet, undenied rumors that Vaxachub causes sterility
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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2011, 08:59:07 AM »


May cause severe depression and tendencies to take one's own life.  (OMG)  Who would take that pill??   :waiting;
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« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 09:03:04 AM »
high blood sugar
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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 09:03:38 AM »

May cause uncontrollable Flatulence.......   :shy;
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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2011, 09:06:18 AM »
gum overgrowth, excess growth of facial and body hair
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Born with autosomal recessive polycystic kidney disease
1995 - AV Fistula placed
Dec 7, 1999 cadaver transplant saved me from childhood dialysis!
10 transplant years = spleenectomy, gall bladder removed, liver biopsy, bone marrow aspiration.
July 27, 2010 Started dialysis for the first time ever.
June 21, 2011 2nd kidney nonrelated living donor
September 2013 Liver Cancer tumor.
October 2013 Ablation of liver tumor.
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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2011, 12:38:44 PM »
Quote from: rsudock on January 14, 2011, 09:06:18 AM
gum overgrowth, excess growth of facial and body hair


Ewuuuuuu!  (but funny)

How about....  the ever loving "weight gain"
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« Reply #22 on: January 14, 2011, 12:42:06 PM »

May cause kidney failure  (damn I forgot to read that label)

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« Reply #23 on: January 14, 2011, 02:44:48 PM »
may cause abnormal hair growth.  Ha! I looked like a golden gorilla!
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« Reply #24 on: January 14, 2011, 06:20:47 PM »
May cause heart attack........

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