Yikes ..what a start to 2011 !!!!

[KICKSTART]

Well its certainly eventful. Never a dull moment here right now ! Where to start ? First off, my mum rang me last night to say she had just had my ex's wife on the phone shouting and swearing at her full pelt (not even the sort of language i would use!) Now when i say my ex , i mean an ex from over 10 years ago !!!! Since then ive been married /divorced. Because we were together for a long time (14years) he became good mates with my brother and until my brother emigrated they went out regularly and as a result i remained friends with him as well. After all we had both moved on, he had been married 9 years. Now its 2 years since i have seen him and approx 6 months since we spoke on msn. So to get his wife ranting at my mother was a shock. She didnt have my phone number but was after my blood (have it , its crap  ) So obviously the only way to get at me was through my mother , sure enough after the 5th phone call !!!! IT WORKED. I rang her and boy did i use some choice language myself. She was drunk as a lord and it turns out her hubby has left her and she thinks it is for me !!!! No way would she believe he wasnt sat at the side of me ! Anyway finally she gave up ringing my mum about 12.30pm (poor mum) The next day i got hold of her hubby on his mobile and told him what she had done and made him ring my mum and apologise. Turns out he has met someone else but it sure aint me !!!
Then today what started off as an innocent complaint about a noisy neighbour (been going on for months)is turning into a full blown drugs raid.  It seems some of the things ive mentioned point to drug dealing !!!! Frequent visitors , noises in the attic, . Obviously they wont say when , i just hope im not at D  ( i dont want my pooches frightened if there is a lot of trouble. )  I tell you if this is the start of 2011, whats the rest going to be like ?   

[okarol]

Never a dull moment! 

[The Lone IT from HM]

You sure have some interesting ways to take your mind off your troubles!

[MooseMom]

KS, you tart, you!

I like the part about letting her have your crap blood...

[Darthvadar]

Aaaawwww, KS....

You never cease to amaze me!!!!....

Never change!... You have the most uncanny ability to create the most perfect narratives!.... I always feel like I'm witnessing your adventures in my mind's eye!...

Have you ever considered writing professionally???.... You can certainly tell a very good story!.... And an awful lot of them are REALLY funny too....

By the way... Tell her she's welcome to the blood if she'll exchange it for a working kidney!!!!...

You're life is certainly complex!... Love to the hounds!....

Darth....

[Poppylicious]

I'm trying very hard to imagine you using very choice language, but I really can't ... you're just so sweet and lovely in my mind that any attempt to turn you into an alleged husband-stealing, foul-mouthed, tittle-tattle neighbour of dodgy drug-growing dealer types just won't work.

*sigh*

 

[KICKSTART]

Darth , thankyou for the compliment ! I just tend to write it the way it is ! You can imagine what im like in real life , i could talk the hind legs of a donkey ..hehe !  As for writing professionally , i wouldnt know where to start , i just write an account of events as they happen.  I do have a feeling that i might have to go out in disguise from now on though ..from the psycho wife and the drug dealer neighbour.

[Jean]

KS, you do lead an exciting life. Whether you plan on it or not!!!

[Darthvadar]

Darth , thankyou for the compliment ! I just tend to write it the way it is ! You can imagine what im like in real life , i could talk the hind legs of a donkey ..hehe !  As for writing professionally , i wouldnt know where to start , i just write an account of events as they happen.  I do have a feeling that i might have to go out in disguise from now on though ..from the psycho wife and the drug dealer neighbour.

And probably from the 'lovely' people at the D Unit, too, Kicky!!!!!.....

Love....

Darth....

[looneytunes]

KS...DO post pics of you in disguise...what might it be?   

[billybags]

Your area sounds like ours. Have the druggies been released yet? They seem to have a sweep of them now and again and things go quiet for a while. Then they let them out and here we go again. Every time the ambulance comes down the street I hope its for a drug over dose case, ain't that awful. Life is very colorful in our area, I wouldn't change it , beats what is on the TV.

[Bruno]

I'm surprised...surprised, I tell you, that dialysis users should have to put up with this sort of tommy rot when all you want to do is have a quiet afternoon on the needles. I've had my share of mother in law troubles in my time but whilst she was often abusive to me, she always included her husband and she never took drugs. Should have, in my opinion, it would have made her a more rounded person.
Anyway, she's gone now and hopefully to a place that will cope with her better than I could although I was always polite with her.
I think I've covered it nicely, Rightside, and hope I've managed to shed some light on your situation and given you some comfort.

[KICKSTART]

Little update ! No drugs bust yet ! but may possibly happen when im at D ? or knowing my luck 5am in the morning !  Phone calls from ex's psycho wife have stopped and all is quiet on the D unit !!! ..Or am i speaking too soon ?