This is so funny! I would love for you to have Simon's hair - he is a cutie! My thick hair gets thinner and thinner, especially on the top. My hairdresser keeps giving me tips but I would really just love to have my old body and hair back again. Thanks for the laugh. It helps!!
By the way, I just read your post outloud to my daughter and she was in hysterics over the last sentence. It is really funny and only people needing a transplant can appreciate this kind of humor.